{"id":1758,"date":"2025-11-25T15:10:36","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travway.net\/?p=1758"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:55:48","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:55:48","slug":"12-19-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2025\/11\/25\/12-19-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/19\/2017"},"content":{"rendered":"

As Ronald McDonald stepped aside, Obama took the reigns of McDonalds. From McDonald’s HQ, he started to enact his changes. Starting with banning the McRib, limiting soda drink sizes, increasing wages to $20 an hour for minimum wage, and instituting a cash for cheeseburgers program.

While all those executive actions were happening, the Hamburglar, who was enjoying all the hamburgers was so excited he was constantly saying “Robble Robble Robble”

Skeletor, decided to tell Obama about his other phases of this plan.

“Now that you are president of McDonald’s, I want you to meet the third phase of my plan.” Skeletor said.

“What?” Obama asked stunned. “I thought this was just it, I thought your dreams of Greyskull under Snake Mountain were past.”

“No you fool!” Skeletor said. “I am also taking over the other fast food industries.”

Just then “Col.” Bernie Sanders walked in with Hillary sporting a new red hair do.<\/p>\n

\"No<\/p>\n

“Hillary is going to take over Wendy’s and Bernie is going to take over KFC.” Skeletor said. “Not only will we fundamentally change Mcdonalds, but we will change the fast food industry!”

Just then Bernie decided to pipe in.

“My new recipe for chicken will make you feel the burn… its finger lickin’ good!”

“Well, you definitely have the role down” Obama said. “What about her, she couldn’t even win the election when it was pretty much given to her”

“What happened is this” Hillary stated. “I started to ask where’s the beef, and all of a sudden I realized that Quality is in my Recipe more so than running for office.”

Jules, who had been quiet this entire time, piped up “I’m with her”

Mayor McCheese who was still restrained asked. “Come on guys, you got McDonalds, aren’t you going to let me go now?”

“No” Skeletor said. “I’ll be keeping you for a little while longer. As for right now, I have to send some tweets about our success!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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