{"id":1752,"date":"2025-11-25T15:07:25","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:07:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travway.net\/?p=1752"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:55:48","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:55:48","slug":"12-16-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2025\/11\/25\/12-16-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/16\/2017"},"content":{"rendered":"

OH NOES!!!!!!

Jules and Skeletor’s two minions, Trapjaw and Man-E-Faces, found Mayor McCheese while he was taking a tour of the cookie factory.

“Please, don’t hurt me” The Mayor said. “I’ll do anything, I have constituents to think about.”

“Keep your cheese quiet” Trap Jaw said.

“And move… SLOWLY!” Man-E-Faces said.

“Mr McCheese?” Jules asked. “Do you read the Bible?”

“What?” Said Mayor McCheese.

“What country are you from?” Jules said

“What? What? Wha..”? The Mayor replied but was cut off.<\/p>\n

\"No<\/p>\n

“What ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of, They speak English in What?” Jules said in a raising voice.

“What?” The Mayor said shaking.

“English! —- Do you speak it?”

“Yes, yes!” the Mayor replied.

“Then you know what I’m sayin’!” Jules said

“Yes” the terrified Mayor said.

“Describe what Obama looks like!” Jules said.

“What?” The Mayor said.

“Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you, no I triple dog dare you to say what one more time!”

“Now again, do you read the Bible Mayor McCheese?

“No, I read menus” the Mayor Replied.

“Well, there’s this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion.” Jules said. “Ezekiel 25:17”

Jules read the quote and they shuffled off back to meet up with Obama, Skeletor and the Hamburglar<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OH NOES!!!!!!Jules and Skeletor’s two minions, Trapjaw and Man-E-Faces, found Mayor McCheese while he was taking a tour of the cookie factory.“Please, don’t hurt me” The Mayor said. “I’ll do anything, I have constituents to think about.”“Keep your cheese quiet” Trap Jaw said.“And move… SLOWLY!” Man-E-Faces said.“Mr McCheese?” Jules asked. “Do you read the Bible?”“What?” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2017-season-3","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1752"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1753,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752\/revisions\/1753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}