{"id":1750,"date":"2025-11-25T15:06:17","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travway.net\/?p=1750"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:55:48","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:55:48","slug":"12-15-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2025\/11\/25\/12-15-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/15\/2017"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mr. Staypuft, Ralphie, and Hulk went to warn the president of McDonald’s that there was trouble lurking.

They were met by Jimmy Hart, head of security for the president.

“Gentleman if you please, Mr McDonald is protected by my team of Macho Man and Ultimate Warrior.” Jimmy Hart said.

“If you please” Mr. McDonald said “You can call me Ronald, and I don’t think extra security would be a bad thing Jimmy”<\/p>\n

\"No<\/p>\n

“So, what exactly is this ‘trouble'” Jimmy Hart asked. “And how are you proposing to help?”

“Skeletor and Obama are going to come after you and take over McDonalds” Mr. Staypuft said. “My personal trainer, Hulk is offering to help guard you Mr…. er i mean Ronald McDonald.”

“I think that extra security wouldn’t hurt” Ronald said. “Here why don’t you all enjoy a smooth McDonald’s shake.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mr. Staypuft, Ralphie, and Hulk went to warn the president of McDonald’s that there was trouble lurking.They were met by Jimmy Hart, head of security for the president.“Gentleman if you please, Mr McDonald is protected by my team of Macho Man and Ultimate Warrior.” Jimmy Hart said.“If you please” Mr. McDonald said “You can call […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2017-season-3","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1751,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750\/revisions\/1751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}