{"id":1740,"date":"2025-11-25T14:59:07","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T20:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travway.net\/?p=1740"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:02","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:02","slug":"12-10-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2025\/11\/25\/12-10-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/10\/2017"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Mr. Staypuft invited Ralphie to attend his girlfriend’s Pocahontas in Parliament party.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Sweetie [editors note: when Mr. Staypuft’s girlfriend says this to Mr. Staypuft she means it “no pun intended”] would you mind if the rabbit stands next to me.” Mr. Staypuft’s bae said. “My girls and I always wanted to meet the Black Bart”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Please, don’t make me say the F dash dash dash word!” Ralphie said. “It’s bad enough that it is cold outside and all I have to wear is this stupid outfit that Aunt Clara sent me”<\/div>\n
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“Really, that’s where that came from?” Mr. Staypuft said. “I thought it was because you liked easter or something.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Sweetie, you know I hate it when you bring up the easter bunny!” Mr. Staypuft’s bae said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Come one Ralphie, we have to go and meet up with Hulk… remember trouble is lurking and we have important work to do.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mr. Staypuft invited Ralphie to attend his girlfriend’s Pocahontas in Parliament party. “Sweetie [editors note: when Mr. Staypuft’s girlfriend says this to Mr. Staypuft she means it “no pun intended”] would you mind if the rabbit stands next to me.” Mr. Staypuft’s bae said. “My girls and I always wanted to meet the Black Bart” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2017-season-3","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1740"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1741,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740\/revisions\/1741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}