{"id":1721,"date":"2025-11-25T14:49:42","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T20:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travway.net\/?p=1721"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:03","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:03","slug":"12-2-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2025\/11\/25\/12-2-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/2\/2017"},"content":{"rendered":"
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After applying for McDonalds with Obama, Mr. Staypuft decided he had better hit the gym. While there he saw his personal trainer.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Let me tell you something brother, the more reps you do, the leaner and meaner your body will be.” Hulk Hogan said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“I should remind you, I’m made from sugar, water, and gelatin” Mr. Staypuft replied. “I’m doing my best!”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“You better train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins, cause this season I’m going to get you whipped into shape!” Hulk said. “Lift, pump, lift!”<\/div>\n
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For whatever reason, Mr Staypuft blurted out. “Obama and I applied at Mcdonalds!”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Hogan almost dropped his weights as he exclaimed “what?”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Mr Staypuft, being the witty fellow, said “and that’s the bottom line, cause Stone Cold Mr Staypuft said so”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Hulk laughed and said, “no doubt there is trouble lurking.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After applying for McDonalds with Obama, Mr. Staypuft decided he had better hit the gym. While there he saw his personal trainer. “Let me tell you something brother, the more reps you do, the leaner and meaner your body will be.” Hulk Hogan said. “I should remind you, I’m made from sugar, water, and gelatin” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2017-season-3","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1721"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1722,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1721\/revisions\/1722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}