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Mike Brown and Marvin Lewis were called to meet with Commissioner Roger Goodell after being ousted by Skeletor.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“I wonder what he wants” Marvin Lewis asked.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Quiet, we’re about to find out” Mike Brown said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Greetings Gentlemen, I brought a friend of mine, the governor of Maryland and former Mayor of Baltimore Mr. Larry Hogan.” Roger Goodell said.<\/div>\n
\"No<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Gentlemen” Mayor McCheese said as the Larry Hogan “When I was mayor of Baltimore, I realized that the Ravens were a stain on the community. Now as a Governor of the great state of Maryland, I realized that it is a stain on the state as well.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“I have spoke with Roger here and here is what we would like you to do.” He looked across the way and shouted. “Ok Joe bring it on in here!”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Just then Joe Flaaco entered with a toilet.<\/div>\n
\"No<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“We want you two to take over the Ravens and turn it into this” Roger Goodell said as he pointed to the toilet.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“We figured since you both continued to degrade and destroy the Bengals, there would be no one else more qualified than you too” Roger Goodell said. “So what do you say, will you help us?”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Marvin Lewis looked around for a second and said. “Well I did my best when I was their defensive coordinator, I think I can do it now as a head coach”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Enough” Mike Brown said. “Tell me how much the Ravens Franchise is worth and how much of it I can pillage into my own portfolio.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mike Brown and Marvin Lewis were called to meet with Commissioner Roger Goodell after being ousted by Skeletor. “I wonder what he wants” Marvin Lewis asked. “Quiet, we’re about to find out” Mike Brown said. “Greetings Gentlemen, I brought a friend of mine, the governor of Maryland and former Mayor of Baltimore Mr. Larry Hogan.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2018-season-4","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1706"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1707,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706\/revisions\/1707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}