{"id":1704,"date":"2025-11-25T14:02:57","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T20:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travway.net\/?p=1704"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:03","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:03","slug":"12-22-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2025\/11\/25\/12-22-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/22\/2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“Ladies and Gentlemen, members of the press, team captains, and commissioner Goodell, welcome to this press conference.” Skeletor said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“I am Skeletor, I am not nice, I am not kind and I am not wonderful, but I am the new owner of the Cincinnati Bengals”<\/div>\n
\"No<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“I wanted to introduce to you, whom I have chosen to be the coach of this football team.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“He is a familiar face in Cincinnati, and an accomplished author. Put your hands together for Norman Julius Esiason!”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Trump as Esaison then said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Thank you, thank you all. Thank you all for coming, especially you Cris Collinsworth. Man you’re looking tall still.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Thank you Skeletor for this opportunity to turn the Bengals around. We are going to turn this team around, we’re going to be big. Huge, we’re going to be huge.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“With your help, I will turn this team into a Super Bowl team, and we’re going to do it better than my predecessor and cheaper to.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“We’re going to build this team in to a championship team, we’re going to win, Roger would you like to say anything?” Boomer finished.<\/div>\n
\"No<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Yes, thank you Boomer” Roger Goodell said. “I am hopeful that yes Boomer will make this team something to be admired”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“We’re making the Bengals Great again, like when I and Cris played there, go ahead” Boomer said interrupting.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Right like I said, a winning team is a good team” Roger Goodell said. “One more thing, Vontez your suspended for five games and fined $250k for shaking my hand too rough”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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