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Behind the Honeyhill Apple Farm, the commissioner Roger Goodell was summoned to a super-secret meeting.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Welcome Roger, glad you could come” said Skeletor. “As you requested, I was able to locate a gumball machine full of gumballs in exchange for your approval to take over the Bengals”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“That’s great” said Roger Goodell. “But no one was supposed to suspect anything. I just came from a meeting with Mike Brown and Marvin Lewis who seem to be aware of the plan?”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“No matter.” Skeletor said. “For soon I will rule the Bengals, and then Eternia!”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“One last stipulation” Roger Goodell said. “I want to be able to continue to fine and suspend Vontez Burfict as I see fit”<\/div>\n
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“Yes yes, fine, do what you will” Skeletor replied.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Ahem” Mr Staypuft said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Ah yes,” Skeletor said. “I could not have done this without the additional help of the fan base who want the change to happen as well”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Mr Commissioner” Mr Staypuft said “We the fans want to thank you with this cake pop, for allowing change for our favorite team.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Thank you both” Roger Goodell said “Gentlemen, consider Cincinnati yours!”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Excellent!” Skeletor said. “One step closer to my fiendish grand plan!”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“What plan was that master?” Trapjaw asked.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“You fool, can’t you remember anything?” Skeletor replied in disgust.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Behind the Honeyhill Apple Farm, the commissioner Roger Goodell was summoned to a super-secret meeting. “Welcome Roger, glad you could come” said Skeletor. “As you requested, I was able to locate a gumball machine full of gumballs in exchange for your approval to take over the Bengals” “That’s great” said Roger Goodell. “But no one […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2018-season-4","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1700"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1701,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1700\/revisions\/1701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}