{"id":1694,"date":"2025-11-25T13:54:18","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T19:54:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travway.net\/?p=1694"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:03","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:03","slug":"12-17-2018-double-feature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2025\/11\/25\/12-17-2018-double-feature\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/17\/2018 Double Feature!!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“Skeletor?” Man E Faces called out. “Lord Skeletor, Trapjaw?”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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No answer.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Then Man E Faces saw a note.<\/div>\n
\"No<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Dear Numbskull,<\/div>\n
I took Trapjaw on my Bengals mission. Your job while I’m gone is to clean all 238 bathrooms in snake mountain.<\/div>\n
Best,<\/div>\n
Skeletor”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Clean bathrooms?!?!”. Man E Faces shouted.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Just then he realized that he was on the wrong team.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“He-man never asked for that, why am I working for Skeletor anyway?” He said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Man E Faces remembered he used to be a good guy!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Meanwhile on the Enterprise<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Skeletor was working with Lieutenant Commander’s Data and LaForge on a special project.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“I want to send this robot to the Bengals organization to help them adjust to my take over” Skeletor said. “But it smells of cheese and just says lame.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Data, do you think that this robot could benefit from your programming?” LaForge asked.<\/div>\n
\"No<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“I believe so” Data replied. “Setup a neural link and I will attempt communication.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Excellent work Federation friends.” Skeletor said. “Send it immediately to the Bengals offices when complete!”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Skeletor?” Man E Faces called out. “Lord Skeletor, Trapjaw?” No answer. Then Man E Faces saw a note. “Dear Numbskull, I took Trapjaw on my Bengals mission. Your job while I’m gone is to clean all 238 bathrooms in snake mountain. Best, Skeletor” “Clean bathrooms?!?!”. Man E Faces shouted. Just then he realized that he […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2018-season-4","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1695,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694\/revisions\/1695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}