{"id":1688,"date":"2025-11-25T13:49:46","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T19:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travway.net\/?p=1688"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:17","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:17","slug":"12-14-2018-double-feature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2025\/11\/25\/12-14-2018-double-feature\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/14\/2018 Double Feature!!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“Data was an interesting individual” SGT. Slaughter said. “I would like to spend more time with him after I rid myself of this get up.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“That’s fantastic” Counselor Troi said. “One more stop and your treatment should be complete.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“That is great!” he replied.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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They continued walking until they met another individual with a model of some sort of robotic entity.<\/div>\n
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“This is Lieutenant Commander LaForge” Troi said as she introduced him. “He is our chief engineer and quite the avid reader to little kids on the Enterprise.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Well, just to the ones that will listen to me” LaForge said. “From what I have been told you have made a complete turnaround is that correct?”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Yes sir” SGT Slaughter said. “I feel so alive, I regret that I spent time with the poison known as the Iron Sheik.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Excellent, now I want to help you see. The dangers of going along with what is popular at the moment. This fella right here,” Laforge said and pointed to the robotic creature. “Is known as a Borg. A complete drone. I think NPC is the tern that is tossed around these days.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“ORANGE MAN BAD” Worf said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Anyway” LaForge continued. “We want to make sure you see the dangers of doing this. Now watch how deadly these are with other drones”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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LaForge started up a holodeck simulation that scared SGT Slaughter so much he ran out tearing off his Iraqi Sympathizer uniform with Worf following him.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Meanwhile…<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Mr. Staypuft was continuing to reach out to contacts to help his contact take over the Bengals. He figured he would ask his good friends, the Immortal Hulk Hogan, the Ultimate Warrior, Macho Man Randy Savage and Jimmy Hart.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“I’m glad that each of you came today” Mr. Staypuft said. “Each of you know about the Cincinnati Bengals being mismanaged by a bunch of people who only care about the status quo.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“We want to make sure that the current regime is removed and replaced with a winning combination that is best for the team and will get the fans title wins.” He continued.<\/div>\n
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“OOOOHH yea, its about to get real.” Macho Man Randy Savage said “They got a slim jim chance at making the playoffs as it is”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Well let me tell you something brother” the Hulkster said. “If all those Who Dey fans are as fanatical as the Hulkamaniacs, then we should have no problem taking control of the team”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“There will be no mercy for the current leadership” The Ultimate Warrior said. “We will fight for what is right”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Who said anything about fighting?” Mr Staypuft asked.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Lets meet with this person that wants to take over and make sure that they are a good fit” The mouth from the south said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Good idea Jimmy” Mr. Staypuft said. “Now lets enjoy this healthy snack that Mr. Staypuft gave us, its packed with vitamins!” Hulk Hogan said. “But before we enjoy, we need to pray!”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Data was an interesting individual” SGT. Slaughter said. “I would like to spend more time with him after I rid myself of this get up.” “That’s fantastic” Counselor Troi said. “One more stop and your treatment should be complete.” “That is great!” he replied. They continued walking until they met another individual with a model […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2018-season-4","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1689,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions\/1689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}