{"id":1686,"date":"2025-11-25T13:47:52","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T19:47:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/travway.net\/?p=1686"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:17","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:17","slug":"12-13-2018-double-feature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2025\/11\/25\/12-13-2018-double-feature\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/13\/2018 Double Feature!!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“The surgery was a success!” Mo-Larr exclaimed.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Genius, pure genius!” Albert Einstein said as he admired the work of Mo-Larr.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Excellent, now I will have more muscle to back up my future plans.” Skeletor said.<\/div>\n
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“I feel kinda the same” Trapjaw said. “You don’t look any smaller.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Skeletor walked over and tapped his metal head to hear an echo.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“MMM just as I thought, empty.” Skeletor said. “I see the expansion process hasn’t increased their mental capacity.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“So what now?” Man E Faces asked.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“I don’t know” said Trapjaw.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“I could write a book on what you don’t know” Skeletor said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Man E Faces changed to his disgusted face.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Meanwhile…<\/div>\n
“Sgt, being an Iraqi Sympathizer for so long has warped your mindset and made you almost not human” Counselor Troi said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“It’s true, I have become a shell of what I once was.” Sgt. Slaughter said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Well we’re going to help you get it back” she replied. “I’d like you to meet someone very special. Someone who is also striving to be more human like. I’d like you to meet Lieutenant Commander Data”
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“Hello, Sgt.” Lieutenant Commander Data said. “Forgive me if I seem emotionless, I can not express or experience emotions as my emotion chip is being reworked”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Oh no problem” Sgt. Slaughter said. “So tell me, what is it like to be an android that is aspiring to be a human”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“It is hard to describe, but I will try” Lieutenant Commander Data said. “Being an android in many ways is superior because I have greater capacities than an average human. Yet, I can not grasp simple things such as humor”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“So its like your capabilities are endless, but you’re in a league of your own” Sgt. Slaughter said.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“Exactly” Data replied, “It is much like the mobile wars of the early 21st century. I am like my name’s sake, the android, far more capable and useful than the iPhone, but I will never have the heart and soul that the iPhone had.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“I am going to learn lots from you” Sgt Slaughter said. “Please, tell me more!”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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