{"id":1623,"date":"2021-12-21T11:47:29","date_gmt":"2021-12-21T17:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1623"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:17","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:17","slug":"trading-places","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2021\/12\/21\/trading-places\/","title":{"rendered":"Trading Places"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cAnd that\u2019s the story of the marshmallow futures and how Brandon won even though he didn\u2019t win legally.\u201d Albert said.<\/p>\n

\u201cI should say that kind of thing would be highly illegal!\u201d Charles said.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, this was done a while ago\u201d Albert did say.<\/p>\n

\u201cSo, what happened to Brandon and Barack Hussein?\u201d Charles asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, Barack Hussein ended up retiring to Martha\u2019s Vineyard.\u201d Albert said. \u201cBrandon, took up a career in NASCAR\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIs he any good?\u201d Charles asked.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, he has won a few races.\u201d Albert said. \u201cThe fans love him, \u2018Let\u2019s Go Brandon\u2019 they cheer.\u00a0\u00a0And every race he wins, he enjoys an ice cream cone!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCool\u201d Charles said. \u201cShould I ask if his wins are legit? Since he and Barack seemed to have some questionable wins.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, the media says they’re legit so that\u2019s good enough for me\u201d Albert said. \u201cSo how did you like my story otherwise?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, it was nice that we kind of swapped roles.\u201d Charles said. \u201cNormally I\u2019m the storyteller\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI know, Trading Places, right?!\u201d Albert said.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

“Yea, so I guess we’ll see you next year right?” Charles said.<\/p>\n

“Maybe, make sure you get the butt booster for the next five variants!” Albert said. “Because if you don’t get it, my medicine won’t work!”<\/p>\n

“Yea I know” Charles replied. “Merry Christmas and Let’s go Brandon!”<\/p>\n

“Let’s Go Brandon!” Albert said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cAnd that\u2019s the story of the marshmallow futures and how Brandon won even though he didn\u2019t win legally.\u201d Albert said. \u201cI should say that kind of thing would be highly illegal!\u201d Charles said. \u201cWell, this was done a while ago\u201d Albert did say. \u201cSo, what happened to Brandon and Barack Hussein?\u201d Charles asked. \u201cWell, Barack […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2027-season-7","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1623"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1631,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1623\/revisions\/1631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}