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At the stock exchange both Brandon, Barack Hussein and the Dukes were present however the Dukes were unaware of Brandon and Barack Hussein\u2019s presence.<\/p>\n

\u201cNo listen, we want you to buy as many marshmallow futures as possible, right at the opening bell\u201d Mortimer told his trader.<\/p>\n

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\u201cWhen trading opens?\u201d the trader asked<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, and don\u2019t worry if the price goes up, just keep buying\u201d Randolph chimed in.<\/p>\n

\u201cBut they\u2019ll broadcast the marshmallow report in an hour, what if\u2026\u201d he asked but Randolph cut him off<\/p>\n

\u201cYou let us worry about that Ronald.\u201d Randolph said. \u201cNow don\u2019t clown around and get out there!\u201d<\/p>\n

Meanwhile Brandon was explaining to Barack Hussein how the trading works<\/p>\n

\u201cThink big, think positive.\u201d Brandon said. \u201cNever show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear, that’s the other guy’s problem. Nothing can prepare you for the unbridled carnage you are about to witness. The Super Bowl, the World Series. Pressure? Here it’s kill or be killed. Make no friends and take no prisoners. One minute you’re up half a million, the next, boom. Your kids don’t go to college and you’ve lost your Bentley.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cLet\u2019s Go Brandon and kill these fools!\u201d Barack Hussein said as they walked up to the balcony overlooking the trading floor.<\/p>\n

\u201cThis is it. The last bastion of pure capitalism left on earth.\u201d Brandon said. \u201cHere in New York, they trade everything, gold, silver, platinum, heating oil, propane, cocoa, sugar, and frozen concentrated orange juice and, of course marshmallows. The people on the phones are taking orders from brokers all over the world. The runners hand those orders to the traders in the pits. They’re trading cotton over there. And that’s the silver pit. The Dukes’ trader is going to be buying like crazy right from the opening.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cWe wait until he drives the price up?\u201d Barack Hussein asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cRight. I can’t wait to see his face when they broadcast that genuine marshmallow report.\u201d Brandon said, \u201cMarshmallow trading opens at 9:00.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At the stock exchange both Brandon, Barack Hussein and the Dukes were present however the Dukes were unaware of Brandon and Barack Hussein\u2019s presence. \u201cNo listen, we want you to buy as many marshmallow futures as possible, right at the opening bell\u201d Mortimer told his trader. \u201cWhen trading opens?\u201d the trader asked \u201cYes, and don\u2019t […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2027-season-7","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1612"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1615,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions\/1615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}