{"id":1602,"date":"2021-12-18T14:49:36","date_gmt":"2021-12-18T20:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1602"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:17","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:17","slug":"fake-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2021\/12\/18\/fake-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Fake News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Brandon, Barack Hussein, Cole Mann, and Ophelia had the briefcase with the marshmallow report they had to decide how to best use this.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think it would be best if gave the Dukes a dimmer report\u201d Brandon said. \u201cThat way they can continue to buy until the report comes out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWon\u2019t that help them?\u201d Barack Hussein asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt could, but what we will do is we will short sell at a high price and count on the panic, then buy\u201d Brandon said. \u201cIt makes sense, just like the house I built with booth logs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Cole Mann shrugged and asked, \u201cWon\u2019t you be needed money for this?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe will, that\u2019s where my counter part can help me\u201d Brandon said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRight so we\u2019ll first take all the money we have, and the money we get from the Dukes when we give them the fake report\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut I really don\u2019t want to give you my savings!?\u201d Ophelia said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t worry, once this goes well, we can spread the wealth around!\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n<p>An alarm went off and Barack Hussein looked at the clock.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo you think they\u2019ll go for it?\u201d Barack Hussein asked as he was getting ready.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, I bet they will\u201d Brandon replied. \u201cNow remember, stay in the shadows and don\u2019t let them see you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Barack Hussein dressed in a trench coat and headed to the parking garage and hid behind a pillar in the shadows so that when the Dukes showed up, they would not be able to see him.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1609\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/63\/day18b.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/63\/day18b.png 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/63\/day18b-300x194.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He heard people approaching and shined a flashlight in their face. It was Randolph and Mortimer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m right here. That\u2019s far enough!\u201d Barack Hussein said in his gruffest voice.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you get the report?\u201d Randolph asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet me see the money.\u201d Barack Hussein said again in his gruffest voice.<\/p>\n<p>Mortimer opened a briefcase full of money while Barack Hussein shined the flashlight on it.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOk toss it over\u201d he said again gruffly.<\/p>\n<p>When they did, he then slide the envelope their way which contained a falsified report.<\/p>\n<p>He disappeared into the shadows while the Dukes read the report.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank you Beeks!\u201d Randolph said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWonderful news, Wonderful!\u201d Mortimer said<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHappy new year Beeks!\u201d Randolph said as the Dukes left with the report.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Brandon, Barack Hussein, Cole Mann, and Ophelia had the briefcase with the marshmallow report they had to decide how to best use this. \u201cI think it would be best if gave the Dukes a dimmer report\u201d Brandon said. \u201cThat way they can continue to buy until the report comes out.\u201d \u201cWon\u2019t that help [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2027-season-7","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1602"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1610,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602\/revisions\/1610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}