{"id":1591,"date":"2021-12-15T18:43:37","date_gmt":"2021-12-16T00:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1591"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:38","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:38","slug":"a-new-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2021\/12\/15\/a-new-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"A New Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Barack Hussein was able to catch up to Brandon, who in his drunken state had blacked out and was in a perilous situation when Barack Hussein found him. He brought him back with the help of Cole Mann and they called a doctor to tend to Brandon back at the house.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt was close but he’s going to be all right.\u201d Dr. Zoidberg said \u201cNow, make sure he gets plenty of rest. And for goodness sake, no excitement!\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u201cThanks, Doc. Merry Christmas.\u201d Cole Mann said<\/p>\n

Right about then, Brandon awoke in his bed<\/p>\n

\u201cIt was a dream.\u201d Brandon said. \u201cI dreamt the whole thing. It was just a bad dream.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGood morning, sir.\u201d Cole Mann said, \u201cMerry Christmas. I\u2019ve made you your favorite!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh Coleman, I’ve had the most absurd nightmare.\u201d Brandon said. \u201cI was poor, and no one liked me. I lost my job; I lost my house. Jill hated me. And it was all because of this terrible, awful\u2026\u201d he stopped mid-sentence when he saw Barack Hussein.<\/p>\n

Brandon leapt out of bed and started to choke Brandon Hussein.\u00a0\u00a0All the while Barack Hussein was trying to get him to stop by saying.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt… was… the… Dukes.\u201d Barack Hussein got out.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou’re a dead man!\u201d Brandon said but finally Ophelia and Cole Mann broke it up.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt was an experiment.\u201d Barack Hussein said. \u201cThey used us as guinea pigs, man.\u00a0\u00a0To see how our lives would turn out. They made a bet.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI’m afraid it’s true, sir.\u201d Cole Mann said.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe Dukes ruined my life over a bet?\u201d Brandon asked, \u201cFor how much?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cA dollar.\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n

\u201cOne dollar?\u201d Brandon said. \u201cFine, that’s the way they want it. No problem.\u201d<\/p>\n

Brandon then got up and went to get his shotgun<\/p>\n

\u201cYou can’t just shoot people with a double-barreled shotgun because you\u2019re mad at them\u201d Barack Hussein<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy not?\u201d Brandon asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt’s assault with a deadly weapon!\u201d Barack Hussein said \u201cYou get 20 years for that malarky!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNot if I shoot him through the door!\u201d Brandon said. \u201cBesides, do you have any better ideas?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, it seems the best way to hurt rich people is by turning ’em into poor people.\u201d Barack Hussein said, \u201cYou have to admit, you didn’t like it yourself a bit.\u201d<\/p>\n

On the TV that Ophelia was watching the announcer said \u201cUnder heavy security, the crop estimates<\/p>\n

for next year’s marshmallows are being delivered to the Department Of Agriculture in Washington DC.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBrandon! Brandon!\u201d She exclaimed \u201cthat’s him, the guy who paid me to kiss you.\u201d<\/p>\n

The TV announcer continued \u201c..In charge of security, Mr Clarence Beeks of Lyndhurst Security.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u201cClarence Beeks!\u201d Brandon and Barack Hussein exclaimed at the same time.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe Dukes gave him 10 grand.\u201d Barack Hussein said<\/p>\n

\u201cI saw 50,000 in the payroll\u201d Brandon said. \u201cMortimer said it was for research.<\/p>\n

\u201cResearch, so he can get that top secret report, two days before it goes public.\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh my word, the Dukes will corner the entire marshmallow market!\u201d Brandon exclaimed<\/p>\n

\u201cUnless somebody stops them.\u201d Coleman said \u201cOr beats them to it!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve got a plan!\u201d Barack Hussein said, \u201cLet\u2019s Go Brandon, I\u2019ll need your help with this!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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