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<\/p>\nAt the Duke and Duke Christmas party, all the employees were having a good time socializing and being merry.\u00a0\u00a0Not one of them noticed a dingy dressed Santa clause that was pocketing food and drinks.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, in Barack Hussein\u2019s office, he was going over payroll checks and comparing them to the employee roster.\u00a0\u00a0He came across one that didn\u2019t match up.\u00a0\u00a0He set it aside and put the rest of the checks and the roster in his desk.\u00a0\u00a0He then grabbed the other check and went to find the Dukes. He saw them out with the other employees, and they saw him coming.<\/p>\n
\u201cAh Obama, where’ve you been?\u201d Randolph asked \u201cThe party’s already begun.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI have some work to finish.\u201d Barack Hussein replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt’s Christmas Eve and Obama, wants to keep working.\u201d Randolph said smiling. \u201cI’ll think of you in Stockholm, when I accept the Nobel Prize.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe wager has two parts \u2013 something about a second party turning to crime.\u201d Mortimer replied.<\/p>\n
Barack Hussein stood there looking confused, then Mortimer chimed in \u201cDidn’t you say you had work to do?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes sir. I was wondering about this $10,000 check to Mr. Clarence Beeks.\u201d Barack Hussein asked but before he got an answer Mortimer snapped it.<\/p>\n
\u201cI’ll take care of it, Obama,\u201d Mortimer said.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don’t recall a Clarence Beeks, Mr Duke.\u201d Barack Hussein said<\/p>\n
\u201cIt was before you joined us, Obama\u201d Mortimer said. \u201cWe did manage to stay in business for 47 years before your arrival.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cHave a drink, Barack Hussein!\u201d Randolph said.\u00a0\u00a0Then Barack Hussein decided to go back to his office to finish up his work.<\/p>\n
However, while he was away, this was the perfect opportunity for Brandon to sneak in and try to plant evidence to incriminate Brandon.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, what do you think you\u2019re doing?!\u201d Barack Hussein asked Brandon as he walked in.<\/p>\n
\u201cRandolph, Mortimer, come in here quickly,\u201d Brandon replied ignoring Brandon. \u201cI’ve finally caught him; I’ve caught him red-handed.\u201d<\/p>\n
Randolph and Mortimer walked in<\/p>\n
\u201cBrandon, is that you?\u201d Randolph asked<\/p>\n
\u201cI’m making a citizen’s arrest.\u201d Brandon said \u201cThis man is a drug dealer. Look, his office drawer,<\/p>\n
he’s got all the bad drugs here. Marijuana joints, pills, Quaaludes, Valium, yellow ones, red ones,<\/p>\n
cocaine grinder, drug needles. And, whats this\u2026 look, illegal ballots! He\u2019s the fraudster not me!\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cI just came in and caught him planting this stuff.\u201d Barack Hussein said, \u201cIt’s obviously some primitive attempt to frame me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFrame you?!\u201d Brandon asked \u201cBoy, if that isn’t the pot calling the kettle black.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThis man’s obviously a lunatic. I’m calling security.\u201d Barack Hussein said as he picked the phone up to dial security.<\/p>\n
\u201cPut that phone down.\u201d Brandon said as he was trying to find his gun<\/p>\n
\u201cHello, security…\u201d Barack Hussein said and stopped as Brandon found the gun. \u201cMerry Christmas!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou tried to rob me, plant drugs on me. You steal my house, my car, my job. I ought to kill him now.\u201d Brandon said.<\/p>\n
\u201cLook, this is a big misunderstanding.\u201d Randolph said<\/p>\n
\u201cI don’t know nothing about it.\u201d Barack Hussein said<\/p>\n
\u201cCould you put the gun away?\u201d Mortimer asked, \u201cHave you lost your mind?\u201d<\/p>\n
Just then security came in and put their guns on Brandon.<\/p>\n
\u201cI realize this whole experience must have been rather unsettling for you.\u201d Randolph said, \u201cdon’t leave. we can explain. Yeah, you’ll be sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou’ll all be very, very sorry.\u201d Brandon shouted as he ran out.<\/p>\n
\u201cI can\u2019t believe Brandon would fall to pieces like that!\u201d Randolph said.<\/p>\n
\u201cCome Randolph we have business to attend to\u201d Mortimer said.<\/p>\n
Barack Hussein began to clean up his office and then take the garbage and the planted drugs to the bathroom to flush them.<\/p>\n
As he walked in, he heard Mortimer and Randolph talking.<\/p>\n
\u201cPay up, Mortimer, I’ve won the bet.\u201d Randolph said.<\/p>\n
\u201cHere, one dollar.\u201d Mortimer said.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe took a perfectly useless community organizer, like Obama, and turned him into a successful executive.\u201d Randolph said. \u201cAnd during the same time, we turned an honest, hard-working man<\/p>\n
into a violently deranged, would-be killer.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNow, what are we going to do about taking Brandon back and returning Valentine to the Kenya?\u201d Randolph asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don’t want Brandon back after what he’s done.\u201d Mortimer said<\/p>\n
\u201cYou mean keep Obama?\u201d Randolph asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course not!\u201d Mortimer said. \u201cI do think we should hold off on switching them back, though.<\/p>\n
Until we get that crop report, New Year’s Eve, don’t you?\u201d<\/p>\n
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\u201cAbsolutely, no sense rocking the boat until then.\u201d Randolph said. \u201cIf Mr. Beeks does what we paid him to do, we should have a very happy New Year.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIndeed.\u201d Mortimer said.<\/p>\n
Barack Hussein was stunned! He immediately left to see if he could catch Brandon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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