{"id":1586,"date":"2021-12-13T22:28:45","date_gmt":"2021-12-14T04:28:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1586"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:38","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:38","slug":"bad-news-for-brandon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2021\/12\/13\/bad-news-for-brandon\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad News for Brandon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Brandon, trying to make sense of things trying to dip into his vast wealth was finding problems all over the place.\u00a0\u00a0Everywhere he went, he was shunned.\u00a0\u00a0He even tried to get a free ice cream cone on free ice cream cone day from discount ice cream cones and they told him no.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He then wondered over the Hairy Legs Club and found Jill sitting with his friends and Todd.\u00a0\u00a0Todd went to school with Brandon and was always competing with him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Jill saw Brandon approaching and said.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI think I\u2019m going to be sick\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cDon\u2019t worry, I\u2019ll handle this sweetie\u201d Todd said as he stood up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cTodd, Harry, Andrew, Philip\u201d Brandon said looking at all of them \u201cI realize that this looks completely awful, but I wanted to assure you, my friends, that I am completely innocent.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m going to fight this; someone is out to get me, and I know who it is!\u201d Brandon continued. \u201cThe most important thing is that I can rely on each of you, my friends as character witnesses.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019m going to be defending myself, and I was wondering if any of you could see your way clear to perhaps advance me a small loan until the hearing?\u201d Brandon asked.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They all scuffed but Todd said<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1581\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/42\/day13a.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/42\/day13a.png 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/42\/day13a-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cFrankly, Brandon, and I think I speak for all of us. I think it shows incredibly bad taste for you to embarrass us like this.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI believe I am still a member of this club\u201d Brandon replied.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cNobody wants your fraudulent votes here, why don\u2019t you just go away!\u201d Jill replied.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Brandon did just that, but he was hoping to still raise some money and figured he would sell his favorite watch at a local pawn shop.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He presented it to the broker.\u00a0\u00a0The man looked at it and set it down and said<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cBurnt my fingers man!\u201d the broker said.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI beg your pardon?\u201d Brandon asked.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMan, that watch is so hot, it\u2019s smokin!\u201d the broker responded.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHot?!\u201d Brandon asked. \u201cDo you mean to imply stolen?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019ll give you $50 for it.\u201d the broker offered.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201c$50!?!?!\u201d Brandon exclaimed. \u201cNo, no, no. This is a Rochefoucauld, the thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland and water-resistant to three atmospheres. This is the sports watch of the &#8217;80s. $6,955 retail.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou got a receipt?\u201d the broker asked.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cLook, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad.\u201d Brandon said.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIn Philadelphia it&#8217;s worth 50 bucks.\u201d The broker said.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1582\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/42\/day13b.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/42\/day13b.png 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/42\/day13b-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cJust give me the money.\u201d Brandon said, but then saw something that caught his eye. \u201cHow much for the gun?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brandon, trying to make sense of things trying to dip into his vast wealth was finding problems all over the place.\u00a0\u00a0Everywhere he went, he was shunned.\u00a0\u00a0He even tried to get a free ice cream cone on free ice cream cone day from discount ice cream cones and they told him no. He then wondered over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2027-season-7","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1587,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1586\/revisions\/1587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}