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<\/p>\nWhen Barack Hussein and Cole Mann arrived at the Duke and Duke Investments office, he got out of the care and looked at Cole Mann and said.<\/p>\n
\u201cThere\u2019s something weird going on here.\u201d Then he looked at the building and back at Cole Mann. \u201cMan what do they even want from me in there, I don\u2019t know what to do?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJust be yourself sir.\u201d Cole Mann said \u201cWhatever happens, they can\u2019t take that away from you\u201d<\/p>\n
As Barack Hussein entered the office swarms of people were walking around and he walked up to a secretary towards the back of the office.<\/p>\n
\u201cExcuse me, hi, my name is\u2026\u201d he said but was interrupted by the secretary<\/p>\n
\u201cMr. Obama, yes they\u2019re waiting for you in the last office down the hall.\u201d<\/p>\n
Barack Hussein walked down the hall and entered the office to find Mortimer and Randolph were waiting for him.<\/p>\n
\u201cAh, come on in right on time!\u201d Randolph said, \u201cGo ahead and sit down!\u201d<\/p>\n
They invited him to sit at a table that had various items on it.<\/p>\n
\u201cUh no thanks guys I already had breakfast\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n
\u201cThis is not a meal; we are here to try to explain to you what it is we do here\u201d Mortimer said.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s right\u201d Randolph chimed in. \u201cWe\u2019re commodities brokers. Now, what are commodities?\u201d<\/p>\n
Barack Hussein shrugged while Randolph continued.<\/p>\n
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\u201cCommodities are agricultural products. Like coffee, that you had for breakfast. Wheat, which is used to make bread. Pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.\u201d<\/p>\n
Barack Hussein looked at him as if to say, really.\u00a0\u00a0Randolph continued again.<\/p>\n
\u201cThen there are other commodities like, marshmallows, oranges and gold. Except gold doesn\u2019t grow on trees. Clear so far?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYea\u201d Barack Hussein replied.<\/p>\n
\u201cGood, now lets say that some of our clients are speculating that the price of gold will rise in the future.\u201d Randolph said. \u201cWe have other clients who are speculating that the price of gold is going to fall.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThey’ve placed their orders with us and we buy or sell their gold for them.\u201d Randolph stated.<\/p>\n
\u201cTell him the good part.\u201d Mortimer said.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe good part is that no matter whether our clients make money, or lose money, Duke & Duke get the commissions.\u201d Randolph said.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, what do you think, Obama?\u201d Mortimer said<\/p>\n
\u201cSounds to me like you guys are a couple of bookies!\u201d Barrack Hussein said.<\/p>\n
\u201cI told you he’d understand.\u201d Randolph said.<\/p>\n
\u201cDo either of you know Tim Geithner?\u201d Barack Hussein asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cWho?\u201d Mortimer asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cNever mind\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n
\u201cNow lets do a real world example here.\u201d Randolph said. \u201cRight now the pork belly contracts are trading\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt’s hit rock bottom. Come on, let’s buy.\u201d Mortimer said and picked up the phone. \u201cBuy 200 May belly contracts at 66.8. Put them on my personal account.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat’s a big mistake, man.\u201d Barack Hussein said<\/p>\n
\u201cObama, this is very important, watch.\u201d Mortimer said<\/p>\n
\u201cYou’re going to get reamed on this one.\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy shouldn’t we buy now?\u201d Randolph asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cPrice is going to keep going down.\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n
\u201cRandolph, this isn’t Monopoly money we’re playing with.\u201d Mortimer exclaimed.<\/p>\n
Randolph grabbed the phone and said \u201cThis is Randolph Duke. Hold that belly over a moment.\u201d He put the phone down and continued \u201cTell me why you think the price of pork bellies is going down.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt’s Christmas time. Everybody’s uptight.\u201d Barack Hussein said<\/p>\n
\u201cCould we please buy now?\u201d Mortimer pleaded<\/p>\n
\u201cIf you want to lose money go ahead.\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat are you trying to say?\u201d Randolph asked<\/p>\n
\u201cOK, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning.\u201d Barack Hussein said. \u201cSo, everybody’s waiting for them to hit rock bottom so they can buy cheap. The people with pork belly contracts are thinking, \u2018Hey, we’re losing all our money and Christmas is coming. I won’t be able to buy my son the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip. And my wife will leave me because I have no money.\u2019 They’re panicking, screaming, \u2018SELL, SELL.\u2019 They don’t want to lose all their money. They are panicking right now. I can feel it.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLook at them, He’s right, Mortimer, my goodness, look at it.\u201d Randolph exclaimed.<\/p>\n
\u201cI’d wait till you get to 64, then buy.\u201d Barack Hussein said. \u201cYou’ll have cleared out all the suckers by then.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDo you realize how much money he just saved us?\u201d Randolph asked his brother.<\/p>\n
\u201cMoney isn’t everything, Randolph.\u201d Mortimer said smugly<\/p>\n
\u201cAdvise our clients, interested in bellies to buy at 64.\u201d Randolph said on the phone. \u201cMr. Obama has set the price.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell done, very well done.\u201d Randolph said as he patted Barack Hussein on his back<\/p>\n
\u201cCome on, Randolph, we’re going to be late.\u201d Mortimer said disgustingly.<\/p>\n
As they left Barack Hussein looked down and saw a money clip full of $100 bills.\u00a0\u00a0He picked it up and looked at it but then chased down the Duke\u2019s.<\/p>\n
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\u201cHey there\u201d Barack Hussein said \u201cMortimer dropped his money clip. You can count it, it’s all there.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThank you.\u201d Mortimer said annoyingly<\/p>\n
\u201cIt’s all there, count it.\u201d Barack Hussein said<\/p>\n
\u201cI’m sure it is. Keep up the good work.\u201d Randolph said<\/p>\n
\u201cAll right, Randy\u201d Barack said as he left.<\/p>\n
\u201cNice try, Mortimer.\u201d Randolph said as he knew he was trying to win the bet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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