{"id":1562,"date":"2021-12-09T21:40:52","date_gmt":"2021-12-10T03:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1562"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:38","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:38","slug":"living-the-high-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2021\/12\/09\/living-the-high-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Living the High Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Barack Hussein decided now was the time to celebrate his new success story by going and celebrating.\u00a0\u00a0He decided to hit up one of his old stomping grounds and flaunt his wealth.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cCole Mann, will you drive me to the Benihana up on 82<sup>nd<\/sup>\u00a0street?\u201d Barack Hussein asked.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cSure sir\u201d Cole Mann replied.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When they got there, Barack Hussein walked in and immediately he got an evil eye from Joe the Bartender.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cBarack Hussein Obama!\u201d Joe the Bartender said. \u201cYou\u2019ve got some nerve coming back here, after that tab you\u2019ve left open!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Barack Hussein reached into his pocket and started throwing money at Joe the Bartender.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cLook man, I\u2019ve got your measly $27 dollars, plus interest.\u201d Barack Hussein said. \u201cI\u2019m just her to spread the wealth around, so why don\u2019t\u2019 you get me a few drinks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The bartender left and immediately a few ladies at the bar were taking notice of Barack Hussein.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThat\u2019s right ladies, I\u2019m rich and the president of a financial company\u201d Barack Hussein said. \u201cAnd I\u2019m a fighting machine!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The ladies were not the only one that took notice of Barack Hussein, the two gentlemen that were in jail with Barack Hussein also were in the bar. They approached him menacingly.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1558\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/31\/day9a.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/31\/day9a.png 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/31\/day9a-300x169.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou were in the tank last night, bragging about your limo and fighting skills\u201d the one said.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYEA\u201d the other said in his characteristic deep booming voice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYou\u2019re the punk that we were going to stomp for running his mouth, writing checks your body can\u2019t cash!\u201d the one continued.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYEA\u201d the other said again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cPunk?\u201d Barack Hussein asked. \u201cPunk? Moi? That just happens to be my limo outside, why don\u2019t you go and take a look at it\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As the two guys went to go outside Barack Hussein continued talking to the ladies<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMan, I was about to bust some face up in here with them\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The two guys stepped outside and found a limo with Cole Mann standing outside of it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cMay I help you gentlemen?\u201d Cole Mann asked.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1559\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/31\/day9b.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/31\/day9b.png 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/31\/day9b-300x169.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cNah, we we\u2019re just admiring the man\u2019s limo\u201d the one said.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYEA\u201d the other said.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Back inside Barack Hussein decided to invite everyone over to his house for a House Party.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When they got there, they were having a good time, but they were not respectful.\u00a0\u00a0They were eating all the food, drinking all the booze, and even putting out their cigarettes on the floor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Barack Hussein saw this and was upset.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhose been putting out their Kool\u2019s on my floor?\u201d Barack Hussein asked almost yelling over the music<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He repeated himself but no one heard him and the two guys that were in jail with him and in the bar with him came up to him<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThis is a stone-cold groove man!\u201d The one said<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cYEA!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cole Mann came up with a plate of his famous chicken as an appetizer.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1560\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/31\/day9c.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/31\/day9c.png 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/31\/day9c-300x150.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cShall I prepare more sir\u201d Coleman asked.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cNo, I\u2019m shutting this down!\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He found the music source and killed the power.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cEverybody out!\u201d he said<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As all the people left, Barack Hussein was looking at the great mess that was left and started to pick up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWhy don\u2019t you retire sir, you have a big day tomorrow\u201d Cole Mann said.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cSure, I\u2019ll retire\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Barack Hussein decided now was the time to celebrate his new success story by going and celebrating.\u00a0\u00a0He decided to hit up one of his old stomping grounds and flaunt his wealth. \u201cCole Mann, will you drive me to the Benihana up on 82nd\u00a0street?\u201d Barack Hussein asked. \u201cSure sir\u201d Cole Mann replied. When they got there, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2027-season-7","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1563,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions\/1563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}