{"id":1556,"date":"2021-12-08T17:07:22","date_gmt":"2021-12-08T23:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1556"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:38","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:38","slug":"brandons-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2021\/12\/08\/brandons-fall\/","title":{"rendered":"Brandon&#8217;s Fall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Duke\u2019s and BARACK HUSSEIN arrived at the house that Brandon lived in with his butler Cole Man.\u00a0 Brandon wasn\u2019t home because earlier Jill his sweetie wanted to go to the club with him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s Go Brandon! I want to see the decorations at the club!\u201d Jill demanded.\u00a0 As they left Cole Man bid him farewell.<\/p>\n<p>Shortly after Brandon and Jill left, Cole Man did his best to make the house ready for the experiment that he knew he had to partake in.\u00a0 Right at that time, the Duke\u2019s and BARACK HUSSEIN arrived.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow listen BARACK HUSSEIN, everything in this house is yours\u201d Randolph said. \u201cYou own all of it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRight right, I got you\u201d BARACK HUSSEIN said as he continued to put items in his coat.\u00a0 \u201cThis is BARACK HUSSEIN\u2019s stuff, all of this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t think he understands Randolph\u201d Mortimer said. \u201cThese are your things; you\u2019re only stealing from yourself!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Just then Cole Mann entered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood day to you sir, might I interest you in a nice warm meal?\u201d He said asking BARACK HUSSEIN.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh yea, sure, I suppose this is my butler too right, this is BARACK HUSSEIN\u2019s lackey\u201d BARACK HUSSEIN said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes sir, I\u2019m here to serve you.\u201d Cole Man said.<\/p>\n<p>BARACK HUSSEIN grabbed a bust and started to toss it around. \u201cI suppose this is my bust too, right?\u201d he said as it slipped and fell.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey man I\u2019m sorry about that!\u201d BARACK HUSSEIN said.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1553\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/02\/day8a.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/02\/day8a.png 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/02\/day8a-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201cPerfectly alright, it was yours\u201d Randolph said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMan, that was a fake vase right?\u201d BARACK HUSSEIN asked<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI believe that vase cost us $35,000\u201d Mortimer said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut I seem to remember we had it insured at a value of $50,000\u201d Randolph replied. \u201cYou see, BARACK HUSSEIN has already made us a profit of $15,000!\u201d he continued and started to laugh.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou want me to break anything else?\u201d BARACK HUSSEIN asked to which all of them quickly replied<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNO\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe have a little business to attend to, maybe you want to take a bath and retire\u201d Randolph said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, I think I\u2019ll\u2026 retire\u201d BARACK HUSSEIN replied.<\/p>\n<p>As BARACK HUSSEIN entered the bathroom, Cole Mann grabbed his clothes and asked what he should do with them.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSend them to the laundry and have them cleaned, he\u2019ll need something to wear when I\u2019ve won the bet and he goes back to Little Kenya.\u201d Mortimer said.<\/p>\n<p>The Duke\u2019s then traveled to the club, to find Brandon and Jill looking at the decorations.\u00a0 They also found Clarence Beeks.\u00a0 The man whom the Duke\u2019s were using for \u201cresearch.\u201d They had asked Mr. Beeks to help them with their bet as well.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHello Jill!\u201d Mortimer said as he greeted her. \u201cI hope Brandon is being good to you\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy yes, he is so good to me and treats me well. He even gives me Indian burns for fun every now and then\u201d Jill said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBrandon, you sly dog you\u201d Randolph said as to distract him so that Mr. Beeks could plant the evidence on him without him knowing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPocahontas, I love the smell of your hair\u201d Brandon said.\u00a0 As he did and went to sniff Jill\u2019s hair, Mr. Beeks did his deed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1554\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/02\/day8b.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/02\/day8b.png 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/02\/day8b-300x188.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201cPocahontas?\u201d Mortimer questioned. \u201cYou haven\u2019t been called that since the third grade!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTrue but I like it when Brandon calls me that and tells me how good I look with my high cheekbones!\u201d Jill replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI do love em!\u201d Brandon said.<\/p>\n<p>Just then some policemen entered the club.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHold it there, hold it there!\u201d The lead policeman said. \u201cWe got a tip that someone here has committed voter fraud!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVoter fraud, well that\u2019s absurd!\u201d Brandon said.\u00a0 \u201cNo one here has committed that!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir will you empty your pocket please?\u201d The lead policeman asked.\u00a0 As he did, he found roughly 200,000 illegal ballots.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry sir you must come with us\u201d Another policeman said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh Brandon, I\u2019m so disappointed\u201d Jill said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThose aren\u2019t mine!\u201d Brandon exclaimed!\u00a0 \u201cI\u2019ve never seen those before\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh Brandon, the shame you\u2019ve brought to this club is unbecoming\u201d Mortimer said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt wasn\u2019t me\u201d Brandon said, \u201cHonest, I wouldn\u2019t do that!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s Go Brandon!\u201d the policemen said as they took him into custody.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1555\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/02\/day8c.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"483\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/02\/day8c.png 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/1639\/02\/day8c-300x201.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As they did this, Mr. Beeks gave a little \u201cincentive\u201d to the lead police officer to plant more evidence and further disgrace Brandon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Duke\u2019s and BARACK HUSSEIN arrived at the house that Brandon lived in with his butler Cole Man.\u00a0 Brandon wasn\u2019t home because earlier Jill his sweetie wanted to go to the club with him. \u201cLet\u2019s Go Brandon! I want to see the decorations at the club!\u201d Jill demanded.\u00a0 As they left Cole Man bid him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2027-season-7","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1556"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1557,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions\/1557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}