{"id":1551,"date":"2021-12-07T14:08:08","date_gmt":"2021-12-07T20:08:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1551"},"modified":"2025-11-25T15:56:38","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T21:56:38","slug":"a-new-hope-and-change-for-the-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2021\/12\/07\/a-new-hope-and-change-for-the-better\/","title":{"rendered":"A New Hope, and Change for the Better!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Meanwhile, at the local precinct, the man that was arrested for trying to \u201crob\u201d the payroll was busy talking to the other two inmates.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m telling you, I had to keep that dude under surveillance, I had to make sure he had his payroll before I made my move!\u201d He said.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh yea, and tell us how you cut him?\u201d The one inmate said and looked annoyed as if he could tell this man was clearly bragging.<\/p>\n

\u201cI didn\u2019t us any knife, I cut him with these\u201d he said and showed his hands. \u201cI\u2019m a chain belt in Kung Pow Chicken Fu, that\u2019s what I said, Bruce Lee was my teacher and I taught Chuck Norris\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMan, you were crying like a little baby when they brought you in here\u201d The one inmate said.<\/p>\n

The other inmate, as if to further emphasize the point said in a deep booming loud voice,<\/p>\n

\u201cYEA\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMan I don\u2019t have time for this, I wish my limo driver would arrive and get me out of here\u201d the man said.<\/p>\n

\u201cYea, so where is your limo, and your limo driver\u201d the one inmate asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cYEA\u201d the other said in the same manner.<\/p>\n

\u201cDidn\u2019t I already tell you, the phone in the limo was busted and I couldn\u2019t get in contact with before I was brought in here, what are you ignorant?\u201d the man said getting angry.<\/p>\n

As he did this, the other two inmates did not look happy and started to come towards him.<\/p>\n

\u201cMan you don\u2019t even want to do this\u201d he said in a threating manner but they ignored him and picked him up.<\/p>\n

\u201cBarrack Hussein Obama?\u201d The head policeman asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cYes..\u201d Barrack Hussein said as the other inmates were holding him.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u201cYou made bail, you two put him down\u2026\u201d The head policeman said as the door opened.<\/p>\n

\u201cI did?\u201d Barack Hussein said as he stepped out.<\/p>\n

As he was released from jail, he wasted no time and went right back to pan handling.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Later on, a limo pulled up, the Duke were inside.<\/p>\n

\u201cMr Obongo, could you spare us a minute\u201d Randolph said as he invited Barack Hussein.<\/p>\n

\u201cIts Obama, you ignorant white privileged male!\u201d Barrack Hussein said trying to think of an appropriate insult back. Then he recognized them. \u201cHey wait a minute, don\u2019t I know you two guys?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cCome on into the car, where its nice and warm\u201d Randolph replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cVotes and money!\u201d Mortimer said invitingly \u201cAll that you want!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMan, I\u2019ve seen this trick, you get me in the car and then have me arrested for stealing it.\u201d Barrack Hussein said.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy would we do that?\u201d Randolph asked. \u201cWe\u2019re the ones that bailed you out!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWho are y\u2019all, and what do y\u2019all want\u201d Barack Hussein asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cStep in and we\u2019ll tell you!\u201d Mortimer replied.<\/p>\n

As Barack Hussein stepped in the car they started moving.\u00a0 They handed him the gifts they promised him.\u00a0 He then proceeded to take all the other amenities in the limo too, while the Duke\u2019s chuckled.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u201cWe want to help you, my brother and I run a privately funded program to rehabilitate culturally disadvantaged people\u201d Randolph said.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe want to supply you with a home of your own, a car, and generous bank account and employment with our company.\u201d Mortimer said. \u201cWe\u2019re going to star you at $400,000 a year.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c$400,000!?!?\u201d Barack Hussein said.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s right!\u201d Randolph said.<\/p>\n

Barack Hussein, being a bit confused, saw the driver look back with pity.\u00a0 He figured maybe the driver knew something that he didn\u2019t know.<\/p>\n

\u201cExcuse me for a moment\u201d Barack Hussein said as he leaned up to ask the driver.<\/p>\n

\u201cMan, what’s the deal here, is this a practical joke or something?\u201d Barack Hussein asked the driver.<\/p>\n

\u201cShut up Fool!\u201d the driver said<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

\u201cSo, then these guys are a couple of old clowns right?\u201d Barack Hussein asked.<\/p>\n

\u201cLook man, I\u2019m getting tired of all your questions.\u00a0 You ask one more question, the answer is going to be PAIN!\u201d the driver said.<\/p>\n

\u201cSo, what’s my next move?\u201d Barack Hussein asked without thinking.<\/p>\n

\u201cI knew it, you got a pea brain and you\u2019re a sucka on top of that, hold still while I teach you a lesson!\u201d the driver said, but Barack took the message and leaned back to the Dukes.<\/p>\n

\u201cSo what about the payroll?\u201d Barack Hussein asked?<\/p>\n

\u201cWe\u2019ve had the charges dropped.\u201d Randolph said.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re a free man, we can stop right now, and you can walk out on us forever.\u201d Mortimer said.<\/p>\n

Barack Hussein looked around and at the money printing machine he was holding.<\/p>\n

\u201cNah, I think I can hang with you guys\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cExcellent, I\u2019m Randolph Duke\u201d Randolph said<\/p>\n

\u201cHow you are doing Randy, whats happening?\u201d Barack Hussein said shaking his hand<\/p>\n

\u201cMy younger brother Mortimer\u201d Randolph continued.<\/p>\n

\u201cMorty, what it is!\u201d Barack Hussein said as he shook his hand.<\/p>\n

\u201cBarack Hussein Obama, Capricorn!\u201d Barack Hussein said to introduce himself.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe know\u201d Randolph said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Meanwhile, at the local precinct, the man that was arrested for trying to \u201crob\u201d the payroll was busy talking to the other two inmates. \u201cI\u2019m telling you, I had to keep that dude under surveillance, I had to make sure he had his payroll before I made my move!\u201d He said. \u201cOh yea, and tell […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2027-season-7","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1552,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551\/revisions\/1552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}