{"id":1406,"date":"2020-12-12T22:41:00","date_gmt":"2020-12-13T04:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1406"},"modified":"2021-12-29T17:50:03","modified_gmt":"2021-12-29T23:50:03","slug":"i-can-help-why-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2020\/12\/12\/i-can-help-why-not\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can Help, Why Not?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Season 6, Episode 12 (PSA<\/a>)<\/p>\n

President Trump met again with his panel of experts on the butt virus.<\/p>\n

“Gentlemen, thank you for coming back on such short notice.” Trump opened. “I would like to introduce one of the pair of new experts I am adding to this panel. This is Dr. Beverly Crusher from Starfleet Medical.\u00a0 She is an expert in bio technology, and infectious diseases. Dr. Crusher, I believe you know Dr. McCoy, my chief of staff Data, Dr. Molar, Dr Cochrane, and lastly Dr. Xaiver.”<\/p>\n

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“Jean Luc!” Dr. Crusher said looking at Dr. Xaiver. “When did you get in?”<\/p>\n

“I think you have mistaken me for someone else” Dr. Xaiver said.<\/p>\n

“Goodness, are you sure you’re not Jean Luc Picard? You sure look like him, and sound like him” Dr. Crusher said.<\/p>\n

“No I am not, sadly, now if you would like to discuss the butt virus, I am ready to be engaged” Dr. Xaiver replied.<\/p>\n

“Ok, well first things first.” Dr. Crusher started “We have found that natural gases spread the virus, and there are two things that really help curtail it.\u00a0 The first being wearing a butt mask. Now I see all of you except Dr. Molar are not wearing a butt mask. If you want my help, I insist that you wear a butt mask”<\/p>\n

“Finally, see someone agrees with me!” Dr. Molar said.<\/p>\n

“Ok, fair enough. Everyone, put on a butt mask” Trump ordered them.<\/p>\n

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“Fantastic, now the next part which is not as necessary unless you actually get it. Is to stay 6.3 feet away from someone that has it” Dr. Crusher said.<\/p>\n

“Six point three feet?” Dr. McCoy asked.\u00a0 “I’m a doctor not a human ruler”<\/p>\n

“That seems like a weird designation for distancing.” Data stated. “What is the reasoning behind this figure?”<\/p>\n

“Just trust the science” Dr. Crusher replied.<\/p>\n

Suddenly there was a loud crash and a scuttling.<\/p>\n

“Ah, that would be the other expert!” Trump said.<\/p>\n

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“Hello, Hello! Thank you for having me. I’m very glad to be here to help.”<\/p>\n

“Team, this is Dr. John A. Zoidberg” Trump said. “He may be a little, unorthodox, but he is an expert in parasites which we will explain why that is important in a moment”<\/p>\n

“Waste not!” Zoidberg said. “For I was a parasite at one time and I have seen this when I was a young barnacle”<\/p>\n

“So I’m confused.” Dr. Cochrane said “Why are you here? And why are you standing on a chair?”<\/p>\n

“Please no unimportant questions Dr. Cochrane.” Trump said. “I would advise you to share you research as I have made Dr. Zoidberg head of the response to the butt virus”<\/p>\n

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“Hooray!” Dr. Zoidberg said “People are paying attention to me!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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