{"id":1373,"date":"2020-12-07T12:09:47","date_gmt":"2020-12-07T18:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1373"},"modified":"2020-12-07T12:09:47","modified_gmt":"2020-12-07T18:09:47","slug":"shady-practices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2020\/12\/07\/shady-practices\/","title":{"rendered":"Shady Practices"},"content":{"rendered":"

Season 6, Episode 7 (PSA<\/a>)<\/p>\n

As President Trump and former Vice President Biden made a mad dash for swing states, both of them met a slightly shady character in Michigan.<\/p>\n

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“Thank you for meeting me on neutral territory Mr. President.” The Hamburglar said. “It’s always a pleasure when you visit our fair state… the lower half anyway.”<\/p>\n

“Great, and why are you calling this neutral territory?” Trump asked. “Are you aware that I just happen to like, THE Ohio State University?\u00a0 This couldn’t be more of a biased place. Its a terrible place. I’m not sure I want to strike a deal with you”<\/p>\n

“Look, I understand, but look around.” The Hamburglar showed him as Trump looked around. “Not a soul.”<\/p>\n

“So the deal, and it seems like a good deal, is if I give you a hamberder, you will help me secure the state of Michigan?” Trump asked.<\/p>\n

“Thats right, now if you just want to slip that over here.” The Hamburglar said as he grabbed the hamburger. “Now lets shake on it!”<\/p>\n

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“And good luck to you Mr. President!” The Hambuglar said as Trump left to continue to campaign.<\/p>\n

Not long after, a private helicopter landed in the far endzone.<\/p>\n

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“Are you the hamburger fella?” Vice President Biden asked. “Say I like what you did with the place, Go Blue! like go Democrat!”<\/p>\n

“Yea, some people take it different ways” The Hamburglar said. “Now, I can help you defeat Trump, but I just need a hamburger”<\/p>\n

“Oh yea, here you go!” Joe said as he handed him a half eaten burger.<\/p>\n

“What is this?” The Hamburglar asked. “This isn’t worth ten briefcases of emergency democrat votes!”<\/p>\n

“Well I got hungry, and this was all there was” Joe said. “Say, did you know that if you added the square root of pi to cherry pie, you get a turnover?”<\/p>\n

“Not sure where you’re going with that but sure,” The Hamburglar said. “I’ll take the half eaten burger, but its only good for one case”<\/p>\n

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“Hey black, my favorite color!” Joe said. “By the way, I notice that your butt mask is black on the outside and gold… Want to maybe sell that to…”<\/p>\n

“NO ITS A CAPE YOU FOOL!” The Hamburglar said. “I need it because it is part of my costume and it doubles as a butt mask”<\/p>\n

“Great, now you want a cabinet seat for your contribution?” Joe asked.<\/p>\n

“NO!!!” The Hamburglar said frustratingly. “Don’t you remember, you gave me a hamburger or half a hamburger for this case!”<\/p>\n

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“Oh right, well I’m outta here!”\u00a0 Joe said “Time to find Kamala!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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