{"id":1360,"date":"2020-12-06T03:15:13","date_gmt":"2020-12-06T09:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1360"},"modified":"2020-12-06T12:51:54","modified_gmt":"2020-12-06T18:51:54","slug":"stepping-up-for-the-cause","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2020\/12\/06\/stepping-up-for-the-cause\/","title":{"rendered":"Stepping up for the Cause"},"content":{"rendered":"

Season 6, Episode 6 (PSA<\/a>)<\/p>\n

On Presidents most recent trip to another swing state, someone very important wanted to speak with him.<\/p>\n

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“Mr. Trump, if I may take a bit of your time I want to update you on the marshmallow shortages” Mr. Stay Puft said as President Trump departed Air Force One.<\/p>\n

“Who is this again?” President Trump asked his chief of staff.<\/p>\n

“That is Mr. Stay Puft, owner and proprietor of Stay Puft marshmallows” Data said.<\/p>\n

“Mr. President, I am sure you have heard that there are shortages of marshmallows because of this butt virus.” Mr. Stay Puft said. “No one knows why people are making a run on marshmallows and how it correlates to the butt virus, but I can assure you we are working feverishly to restock the shelves”<\/p>\n

“Well that good!”\u00a0 Trump said “That would be one les thing I’d have to worry about if you take care of the marshmallow.\u00a0 I have to put all my energy into reelection, so thank you for your time!”<\/p>\n

“If I could just have an hour of your time, I want to show you the new factory I just procured.” Mr. Stay Puft said.<\/p>\n

“Listen, Mr. Stay Puft” Data said.\u00a0 “The President really does not have time to take a tour of your factory”<\/p>\n

“Nonsense Data!” Trump said. “Factory away!!!!”<\/p>\n

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“As you can see my new factory is huge!” Mr Stay Puft said.<\/p>\n

“Yuge!?” Trump asked.\u00a0 “I like yuge things!”<\/p>\n

“Just wait till you see the inside Mr. Trump!” Mr. Stay Puft said.<\/p>\n

As they went inside Mr. Stay Puft took them to the dry store room.<\/p>\n

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“As you can see here Mr. President, we have plenty of supplies ready to start mass production of marshmallows.” Mr. Stay Puft said.<\/p>\n

“Mr. Data,” Trump said “You’re close to being fired.\u00a0 You didn’t want me to see this glorious marshmallow plant.\u00a0 This glorious marshmallow plant is huge, and is beautiful.\u00a0 Its beautiful.”<\/p>\n

“Again Mr. Trump, you need to keep matters of the state and your reelection before your personal matters” Data said.<\/p>\n

“This concerns national security!” Trump said furiously! “We have a butt virus happening, and people need their marshmallows and stores can’t keep them stocked!\u00a0 This is very important!”<\/p>\n

“Mr. Trump thank you for your time, I assure you we will produce and stock the shelves” Mr. Stay Puft said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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