{"id":1345,"date":"2020-12-03T12:51:46","date_gmt":"2020-12-03T18:51:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1345"},"modified":"2020-12-05T21:41:48","modified_gmt":"2020-12-06T03:41:48","slug":"customer-service-on-aisle-3-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2020\/12\/03\/customer-service-on-aisle-3-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Customer Service on Aisle 3 Please"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

Season 6, Episode 3 (PSA<\/a>)<\/p>\r\n

\u201cI cannot wait to make my Christmas Krispies!\u201d Sophia said as she and her special dude friend, Charles Dickens were heading to the Piggly Wiggly.\u00a0<\/p>\r\n

\u201cI sure hope the Pig has marshmallows!\u201d Charles said.\u00a0 \u201cThis is like the fifth store we have been too and each one has been sold out of marshmallows! \u00a0This is insane!\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cWhat is insane is this year.\u00a0 What with this weird butt virus that the media is in a fire storm about, this presidential election that won\u2019t ever seem to end, and the stores being out of marshmallows.\u201d Sophia said and then sighed.<\/p>\r\n

\u201cI suppose it could be worse, after all we survived Obama\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cObama wasn\u2019t that bad\u201d Charles said. \u201cI mean I remember Jimmy Carter\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cYou\u2019re crazy!\u201d Sophia said. \u201cNow let\u2019s get in there and see if they have those marshmallows\u201d<\/p>\r\n

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As they walked to the entrance the store manager stopped them.<\/p>\r\n

\u201cHi folks, we want you to know we value your patronage and we want you to be safe.” Jimmy Hart said with a smile. “As such we have gone to special effort to sanitize our restrooms and motorized scooters. Sadly we have been forced to remove our benches through out the store. Also, of note, we do have limits on items that are marked, but otherwise thank you for coming in!\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cDo you have any marshmallows?\u201d Sophia asked. “Every place we have gone to seems to be out, I don’t know what’s going on!”<\/p>\r\n

\u201cWe do, but we need to limit one per person.\u201d Jimmy Replied. “We are not sure either, our suppliers promise us that more are on the way.”<\/p>\r\n

\u201cWell I need to make Christmas Krispies!\u00a0 I don\u2019t know if one per person will be enough!\u201d Sophia sharply said.<\/p>\r\n

“Now sweetie, don’t get fiesty again” Charles said.<\/p>\r\n

“Don’t get fiesty!?” Sophia replied. “Look how tall this guy is, you need boots just to listen to this guy!”<\/p>\r\n

“Can I help you find anything?” Jimmy asked politely.<\/p>\r\n

“Good grief, its like your brain has a connection with the wall paste, I need to know where the marshmallows are.” Sophia replied.<\/p>\r\n

“Follow me, we have had to put them in the snack aisle” Jimmy replied.<\/p>\r\n

Both Charles and Sophia managed to grab one marshmallow a piece and headed to the checkouts.<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThanks for coming folks!\u201d Jimmy said \u201cCome back soon!\u201d<\/p>\r\n\"\"\u00a0<\/figure>\r\n

“I tell you one thing, this marshmallow\/butt virus\/election better get over soon, I want to get back to writing the next great novel” Charles said.<\/p>\r\n

“Who Cares!?” Sophia replied.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2020-season-6","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1345"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1352,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions\/1352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}