{"id":1337,"date":"2020-12-02T11:55:56","date_gmt":"2020-12-02T17:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1337"},"modified":"2020-12-05T21:41:53","modified_gmt":"2020-12-06T03:41:53","slug":"troubling-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2020\/12\/02\/troubling-times\/","title":{"rendered":"Troubling Times"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Season 6, Episode 2 (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/index.php\/2020\/12\/01\/public-service-announcement\/\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/index.php\/2020\/12\/01\/public-service-announcement\/\">PSA<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Day1b2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1340\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Day1b2.jpg 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Day1b2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>We know it is bad when four of the six best doctors in the country were summoned to the crisis room at the White House.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cListen, guys, I have an election that I need to win, and win big.&nbsp; What I don\u2019t need right now is this mystery pandemic with rashes on people\u2019s butts!\u201d President Trump said. \u201cThe American people deserve action and we need to come up with something.&nbsp; But I don\u2019t want to hurt the economy\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, I for one believe that we should tell everyone to stay at home to save lives.&nbsp; We don\u2019t know how it spreads, and people sit everywhere!\u201d Dr. Cochrane said. \u201cDo we even know how contagious a person maybe if they have it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trump scoffed and said \u201cChina is responsible, and we know now, as we have always known, that China is the source of this butt virus\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Day1a2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Day1a2.jpg 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Day1a2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dr. Molar interrupted abruptly. \u201cListen, if we don\u2019t force people to use the right personal protective equipment, people will die!&nbsp; We will have to have people wash and sanitize, chairs, couches, benches and every where people sit.&nbsp; And don\u2019t get me started on toilets!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m a doctor, not a cleaner!\u201d Dr. McCoy stated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLook, we need to mask down\u201d Dr. Molar said as he showed them his rear. \u201cThis will prevent you from getting the butt virus and from spreading it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, that\u2019s just not going to work for us right now\u201d Trump said.&nbsp; \u201cBut I need to tell the American people to stay calm and collected.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDo as you need, but It is now time for me catch my flight back to Montana\u201d Dr. Cochrane said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWould you mind wheeling me to the transport?\u201d Dr. Xavier asked?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As they left, Dr Molar continued to model the butt mask for President trump.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Day1c2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Day1c2.jpg 720w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/Day1c2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Season 6, Episode 2 (PSA) We know it is bad when four of the six best doctors in the country were summoned to the crisis room at the White House.&nbsp; \u201cListen, guys, I have an election that I need to win, and win big.&nbsp; What I don\u2019t need right now is this mystery pandemic with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2020-season-6","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1344,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions\/1344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}