{"id":1312,"date":"2019-12-24T09:59:50","date_gmt":"2019-12-24T15:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2019-12-24T09:59:50","modified_gmt":"2019-12-24T15:59:50","slug":"12-24-2019-epilogue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/24\/12-24-2019-epilogue\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/24\/2019: Epilogue"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Charles Dickens: Well Boys and Girls, and Al\u2026 What did you think of our little tale of about Love, Morale, and Generosity?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: Well, it seemed like it took forever to get\nto the good part.  Like there was such\nbuild up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: I felt that it was terrific, it was a way to\nmake Christmas Great Again!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Thank you, so what was your favorite parts?\nAl?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: Well, I particularly liked the updated\nstory where the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come speaks.  I feel that added a new dynamic to the story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Yes, Mr. Skeletor as the Spirit was quite\nterrifying.  He was a natural choice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: I felt the same.  Donald, how did you feel about playing\nScrooge?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Donald Trump: Well Chuck, I knew that this part was gonna be\nhuge!  I was a perfect choice being\npresident and all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: For a while, I mean you were impeached\nright.  So doesn\u2019t that mean you\u2019re\nremoved from office and Mike Pence is our president, or does it mean Nancy\nPelosi is?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: I\u2019m not even American and I know that is\nnot how it works. But while we\u2019re on that topic, Donald, do you feel there are\nany similarities you have to Ebenezer Scrooge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Well, I suppose there are a few. I certainly am\nfound of hamberders like Scrooge was.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Yea about that\u2026 That was added as part of\nthe updated story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: What else was added to the story?  I feel like the creative licensing was pushed\nto the limit here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: What creative licensing, I own the rights\nto this story.  It would be no different\nthan a musician playing a slightly different version of their song in a concert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Are we almost done, here? I\u2019ve got a wall to\nbuild and a team of lawyers to assemble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: We are. Same time next year?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: \nWait, we\u2019re doing this again next year? \nI thought that this was it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Donald Trump: Well, I gotta run.  Thank you for the time Mr. Dickens, I hope\nyour story goes well.  Al, I enjoyed your\nBernie Sanders Hair.  Stop by sometime\nand we\u2019ll talk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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