{"id":1306,"date":"2019-12-23T11:54:54","date_gmt":"2019-12-23T17:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1306"},"modified":"2019-12-23T11:54:54","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T17:54:54","slug":"12-23-2019-god-bless-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/23\/12-23-2019-god-bless-us\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/23\/2019: God Bless us!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Charles Dickens: Scrooge and his entourage arrived at the door of his loyal assistant. He wanted to make sure that it was a surprise, so he asked the group to be quiet and stand by without acting as if they were a part of his group. Scrooge pounded on the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit?!&nbsp;\nOpen up at once!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Charles Dickens: A bewildered and somewhat scared Bob\nCratchit opened the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_000941-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1307\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_000941-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_000941-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_000941-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_000941-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_000941-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: Mr Scrooge! What ever are you doing here today?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit, why were you not at work today?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: But Mr. Scrooge, you gave us, I mean you said we\ncould have the day off?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: I, Ebenezer Scrooge gave you a day off?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: Yes, sir.&nbsp;\nYou did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit I have had my fill of this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deanna Troi: And I\u2019ve had my fill of your visit sir, I\u2019d\nlike\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: And therefore Bob Cratchit, you\u2019re fired as my\nAssistant and\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: What?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deanna Troi: You sir can take your\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: AND Bob Cratchit you will become my partner in\nbusiness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: Wait what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Yes Bob Cratchit, I am going to make you my\nfull partner to take over my business someday.&nbsp;\nI am going to raise your salary and pay your mortgage on this house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: My goodness Mr Scrooge, I don\u2019t\u2026 I don\u2019t have\nthe words.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit, would you allow us to have Christmas\nDinner here with you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: Yes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deanna Troi: YES! Please come in!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_001358-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_001358-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_001358-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_001358-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_001358-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_001358-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Charles Dickens: Scrooge and his entourage came in and there\nwas a massive feast to be had. Scrooge took delight in seeing Tiny Tim\u2019s face\nas all the people came in with gifts and food. Scrooge then told the Cratchits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002009-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002009-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002009-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002009-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002009-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002009-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: I have purchased the prize turkey for you, I\nhave pardoned it so you may do with it as you wish. Besides, here Tiny Tim try\nthis hamberder!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002148-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002148-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002148-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002148-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002148-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191223_002148-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Professor Xaiver: God Bless us, Everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charles Dickens: Scrooge and his entourage arrived at the door of his loyal assistant. He wanted to make sure that it was a surprise, so he asked the group to be quiet and stand by without acting as if they were a part of his group. Scrooge pounded on the door. Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit?!&nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2019-season-5","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1306"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1311,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions\/1311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}