{"id":1299,"date":"2019-12-22T07:49:37","date_gmt":"2019-12-22T13:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1299"},"modified":"2019-12-22T07:49:37","modified_gmt":"2019-12-22T13:49:37","slug":"12-22-2019-the-entourage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/22\/12-22-2019-the-entourage\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/22\/2019: The Entourage"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Charles Dickens: Scrooge and his entourage found the\ncarolers in full time.  They were singing\nChristmas songs to fill the air with joy and laughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Donald Trump: Great job, splendid job! Now sing another!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: The singers sang Angels from the Realms of\nGlory, Joy to the World and 142.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: 142? \nI am not familiar with that one. What is that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: O Little Town of Bethlehem, its right here\non page 142 of this book\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Lady, and gentlemen, would you be so kind as\nto follow me as we make a few stops?  I\nwould love to have you sing at both places. \nWould you do this?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Captain Kirk: Well\u2026 we\u2026 don\u2019t usually do that but\u2026 I think\u2026\nwe could make an exception in your case\u2026 if you\u2026 made a small donation to the\nToys for Tribbles club.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Small donation, no\u2026 I can\u2019t do that.  I will make a very large donation\nthough.  Will that be ok?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Captain Kirk: That\u2019s splendid!  We\u2019ll have no choice\u2026 but to comply. Mr. Spock\u2026\ngive me a C please.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: The carolers struck up the singing again as\nScrooge led them to his nephew Fred\u2019s house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Donald Trump: Nephew, Clara. \nMerry Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Molar: Why Uncle Scrooge, whatever brings you here?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beverly Crusher: Fred, welcome your uncle.  He is welcome to join us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Donald Trump: Thank you Clara, dear Nephew.  I see you have guests, so I won\u2019t stay\nlong.  But I wanted to give you some\ngifts I have for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Scrooge handed each of them a present and\ncontinued.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: And Nephew, I brought these gentlemen with me to\nlet you know, I did make my donation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hamburglar: He did indeed, thank you again Mr. Scrooge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Most welcome Hamberderlar. And Fred, I want\nyou to stop by often and check on me.  I\nwant you to make sure that I don\u2019t fall back into my hard ways.  Can you do that for me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Molar: Why yes uncle I can!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Donald Trump: I will pay you for your time, here, here is a\nsmall advance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Molar: What can I say Uncle?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Say yes, and Merry Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Molar: Yes\u2026 yes I\u2019ll do it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beverly Crusher: Merry Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Scrooge left with his entourage, he had one\nmore stop to make and it was the most important to him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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