{"id":1288,"date":"2019-12-20T09:25:21","date_gmt":"2019-12-20T15:25:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1288"},"modified":"2019-12-20T09:25:21","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T15:25:21","slug":"12-20-2019-christmas-came","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/20\/12-20-2019-christmas-came\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/20\/2019: Christmas Came!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Charles Dickens: And just like that Scrooge found himself back in his room and back in his bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: So, it was all a dream!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Was it? We\u2019ll never know.  But from Scrooge\u2019s perspective, it was very\nreal.  So real indeed that he was\nexceedingly glad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: I\u2019m back! My Bed!  My Sheets! \nThere all here! Today, what\u2019s today?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: Its Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Scrooge checked his calendar.  Just as he left it, it showed December 25th<\/sup>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: December 25th<\/sup>, Christmas Day. I\nhaven\u2019t missed it! Oh, thank you Spirits! I don\u2019t know what to do.  I\u2019m excited.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Scrooge got dressed and as he got dressed,\nhe saw the poor beggar that he saw with the Ghost of Christmas Present. He opened\nthe window and called to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: You there, boy, what\u2019s your name?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Barack Obama: My name? Its Barry O!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: What a fantastic name, Barry O, what day is\ntoday?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barack Obama: Why today, its Christmas day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Indeed, I haven\u2019t missed it!  The Spirits did it all in one night!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barack Obama: Uh sure, I guess they did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Barry O, do you know the store down the way\nwith the prize turkey?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barack Obama: Of course, its almost as big as my ego!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: A remarkable clever young lad, go and get it\nfor me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barack Obama: But with what? \nI don\u2019t have money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Ah let me redistribute some.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Scrooge threw him down a satchel with some\nmoney.  Enough for the turkey and then some.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Go and grab it and bring it back. You can keep\nthe rest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barack Obama: Wow! Thank you, sir,!  Anything else?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Yes, also grab me a hamberder!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Barack Obama: Can do!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: The beggar boy took off and Scrooge continued\nto get ready.  He had a great deal of\nthings he wanted to do to right his past.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: So finally, we are getting to the\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Yes Al, we\u2019re finally getting to the Moral,\nLove and Generosity. It\u2019s called narrative structure you dimwit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: Hey you\u2019re no Einstein yourself\u2026 wait\u2026 did\nI just insult me by insulting me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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