{"id":1277,"date":"2019-12-18T09:59:38","date_gmt":"2019-12-18T15:59:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1277"},"modified":"2019-12-19T10:01:24","modified_gmt":"2019-12-19T16:01:24","slug":"12-18-2019-oh-noes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/18\/12-18-2019-oh-noes\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/18\/2019: Oh NOES!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Charles Dickens: As Scrooge and the Spirit entered the Cratchit\u2019s house, it was a somber atmosphere.&nbsp; There were tears and sniffles among the family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213557-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213557-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213557-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213557-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213557-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213557-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Deanna Troi: Children, come let us freshen up before your\nfather gets here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Man-E-Faces: Mom I can\u2019t believe this has happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deanna Troi: I know Peter, I know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Man-E-Faces: Its not fair, why does this have to\nhappen to us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deanna Troi: Its out of our control Little One.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Spirit, why are they sad? Oh no, don\u2019t tell me\nthat Tiny Tim<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Charles Dickens: At that moment Bob Cratchit entered the\nhouse, looking weak and sad.&nbsp; He was\npushing Tiny Tim\u2019s empty wheel chair:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213721-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213721-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213721-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213721-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213721-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191217_213721-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: No Spirit, no Say it isn\u2019t so.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Skeletor: Why the long face Scrooge!&nbsp; He was going to die, and he did. He decreased\nthe surplus population!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deanna Troi: Oh Imzadi, I\u2019m so sorry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: I know Emily.&nbsp;\nYou should have seen the burial.&nbsp;\nWe picked out the spot near the lake where he liked to watch the\nswans.&nbsp; Next to the five lights.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deanna Troi: But Bob there are only four lights.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: Perhaps, but I know that I will miss Tiny Tim<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deanna Troi: As will I\u2026 come children. Let us try to be\nMerry, as it is Christmas<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: Let us honor Tiny Tim with a prayer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Charles Dickens: Bob Cratchit prayed with his family and the\nsobbing continued.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: He always said I was his number one dad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Oh Spirit why must you torment me with these\nimages.&nbsp; Are you not nice or kind? You\ncould be all sorts of generous and wonderful, yet you show me these dreadful\nimages.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Skeletor: What!?&nbsp; I am\nnot Nice, I am not Kind, and I am not Wonderful! Now come!&nbsp; Now join me as we leave these poor souls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charles Dickens: As Scrooge and the Spirit entered the Cratchit\u2019s house, it was a somber atmosphere.&nbsp; There were tears and sniffles among the family. Deanna Troi: Children, come let us freshen up before your father gets here. Man-E-Faces: Mom I can\u2019t believe this has happened. Deanna Troi: I know Peter, I know. 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