{"id":1247,"date":"2019-12-14T07:45:52","date_gmt":"2019-12-14T13:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1247"},"modified":"2019-12-14T07:45:52","modified_gmt":"2019-12-14T13:45:52","slug":"12-14-2019-ad-loading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/14\/12-14-2019-ad-loading\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/14\/2019: Ad loading…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Iron Sheik: Hey folks, we hope you\u2019re enjoying this story!\u00a0 We wanted to take a moment to thank you for your time and give a shout out to our sponsors!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sgt. Slaughter: That\u2019s right!  You know something Fe Sheik this story has\nbeen all the more enjoyable with some ice cold tasty and delicious Royal Crown\nCola!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iron Sheik: Royal Crown? What\u2019s that?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sg. Slaughter: Only the smoothest, most crisp, and sweetest\nsoft drink available on the market today!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iron Sheik: Wow, can I try this Royal Crown Cola?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sgt. Slaughter: Absolutely, and for a limited time only you\ncan also try Cherry Royal Crown Cola!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Iron Sheik: Whoa, Cherry Royal Crown Cola? Now that will put\nout a burning oil well!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sgt. Slaughter: Ugh, again with the burning oil wells!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iron Sheik: Where can I buy this Royal Crown cola?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sgt. Slaughter: That\u2019s a good question friend, you can find\nthem at any local Git \u2018n Go, but no other place whatsoever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iron Sheik: Git n Go? \nI never see anyone there?  Are you\nsure like other places don\u2019t have it as well?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sgt. Slaughter: Yep, only Git\u2019 N Go.  And if you act now, you\u2019ll likely be the only\none in there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iron Sheik:  Nice, RC\nCola.  Can I do my product plug now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sgt. Slaughter: Go for it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iron Sheik: Right, now we have RC Cola to drink, but one of\nthe best things to enjoy with this story\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sgt. Slaughter: Besides a Royal Crown Cola?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iron Sheik: Indeed, but a nice cookie from Archway\u2026 mmm\ntasty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sg. Slaughter: Wait a second, didn\u2019t they go out business\nlike five years ago?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iron Sheik: I don\u2019t remember, but these are sure tasty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sg Slaughter: We\u2019ll Pepperidge farm remembers, and while I\ndo agree these cookies are quite tasty, I don\u2019t know if we should be eating\ncookies this old.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iron Sheik: Well, how old do you think that RC Cola is from\nGit N Go.  No one buys anything from there\nexcept for the occasional $.99 RC Cola 1 liter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sgt. Slaughter; Let just agree that this story is best with\nthese two products<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iron Sheik: I can agree to that, now enjoy the rest of the\nstory folks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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