{"id":1239,"date":"2019-12-13T07:08:40","date_gmt":"2019-12-13T13:08:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1239"},"modified":"2019-12-13T07:08:40","modified_gmt":"2019-12-13T13:08:40","slug":"12-13-2019-the-cratchits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/13\/12-13-2019-the-cratchits\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/13\/2019: The Cratchit’s"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Charles Dickens: Scrooge then found him self in a very\nrundown part of town with the Spirit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Why have we come to this desolate part of the\ntown?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stay Puft: Well, its Christmas her too you know!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Wait a second, I recognize this place.  This is Bob Cratchits house! Yes, I know this\nbecause I foreclosed on it prior to setting up a mortgage for him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Charles Dickens: Just as Scrooge finished this, his faithful\nbookkeeper entered with their youngest son.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Riker: Emily, oh Emily Merry Christmas! How is dinner\ncoming along?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deanna Troi: Merry Christmas Imzadi, its almost done!  Martha, go and fetch Peter! Father and Tiny\nTim are home!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tiny Man-E-Faces: Merry Christmas Father! How as church?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Riker: It was lovely, go and help your mother Martha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dr Xaiver: The goose, the Christmas goose!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Tiny Tim started a coughing spell just as\nhe said that.  His ailments cause this\noften.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deanna Troi: Easy there little one, why don\u2019t you sit down\nat the table.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Riker: You should have seen it Emily, he told me he\nhoped the people saw him in church because it might be pleasant for them to\nremember upon Christmas Day, who made lame beggars walk and blind men see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Such a remarkable son they have!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Man-E-Faces: Tiny Tim, my main man! Merry Christmas buddy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dr. Xaiver: Merry Christmas Peter!  Father, Mother lets join in on a prayer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Bob Cratchit lead his family in a prayer\nand before they started eating, he stood up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Will Riker: I want to propose a toast. I give you Mr.\nScrooge, the founder of the feast!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deanna Troi: What!? The founder of the feast!  Are you insane? He\u2019s a horrible wretched man\nwho pays you so little for your time, and even wants you to work on Christmas\nday!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tiny Man-E-Faces: I wish he\u2019d choke\u2026 he\u2019s a national\nsocialist!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deanna Troi: Martha! I\u2019ll have none of that language from\nyou! I suppose in the spirit of Christmas\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dr. Xaiver: To the founder of the feast, Mr. Scrooge!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: The raised their glasses to Bob Cratchit\u2019s\nemployer and continued their dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Stay Puft: Come, my time grows short<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: But Spirit, is there not more to see? I want\nto see more!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stay Puft: I have shown you what is now, my time shall end\nat the stroke of three.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Scrooge could hear the sound of his clock\nstarting its hourly chime. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: But Spirit, is there not time to change these\nevents?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: And just as he said that the Spirit\ndisappeared, only to be replaced by another.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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