{"id":1192,"date":"2019-12-07T11:53:52","date_gmt":"2019-12-07T17:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1192"},"modified":"2019-12-07T11:53:52","modified_gmt":"2019-12-07T17:53:52","slug":"12-7-2019-the-ghost-of-christmas-past","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/07\/12-7-2019-the-ghost-of-christmas-past\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/7\/2019: The Ghost of Christmas Past"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Charles Dickens: Scrooge didn\u2019t fall asleep until moments before the clock started to play its hourly chimes.\u00a0 He looked out and saw nothing.\u00a0 Nothing that is until the clock chimed 1.\u00a0 At which point his room light all up and he saw an apparition.\u00a0 It seemed very real though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sophia Petrillo: Scrooge! Get up! Let\u2019s go!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Who are you? Are you the spirit whose coming\nwas foretold to me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sophia Petrillo: I am! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Long past, like from the birth of our Saviour?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sophia Petrillo: No, your past Scrooge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Oh, that\u2019s just great, I suppose you\u2019re with those\nimpeachment folks that are always bugging me about my past. You\u2019re here to help\nthem, right?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sophia Petrillo: No Scrooge, I am here for your welfare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Oh, so you\u2019re a freeloader and just want your\nhand in my pocket.  Well I can assure\nyou, it is empty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sophia Petrillo: I think there\u2019s a connection between your\nbrain and wallpaper paste\u2026 Come we have much to see!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Donald Trump: But spirit, where will we go. It is the middle\nof the night and I am not fully dressed to go out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sophia Petrillo: Have I given you any indication at all that\nI care? Now let\u2019s go!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Don\u2019t get angry spirit, we shall go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sophia Petrillo: Oh, I\u2019m sorry sweetheart, I just tend to\nget a little upset WHEN PEOPLE RUIN MY LIFE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: The spirit snapped her fingers and the\nwindow opened.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sophia Petrillo: Come, let us go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: But spirit, I am a mere mortal.  I cannot leap from the window.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sophia Petrillo: Man, you\u2019re such a big baby.  A touch of my hand and you shall fly with me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Scrooge was a bit leery, but he grabbed her\nhand and he lifted off the floor a bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sophia Petrillo: Now don\u2019t you get any funny ideas mister.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: They proceeded through the window and\nScrooge\u2019s bedroom vanish, as did the city. \nScrooge found himself with the Spirit on an open country road with fields\non either side.  The darkness of the\nnight had vanished as well, and it was a clear cold winter day with snow on the\nground.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: My goodness spirit!  I grew up here!  Just up this road is my school house!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sophia Petrillo: Do you recollect the way there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Remember it! \nI can walk there blindfolded!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sophia Petrillo: Well, lets get moving.  I\u2019ve got a bunion that isn\u2019t getting any\nsmaller\u2026 Let\u2019s Go!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens:  They\nstarted heading to the school house, with Scrooge recognizing every gate, tree\nand residence<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: I\u2019m perplexed, how does she have a bunion\nif she is levitating?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: You got me on that, I didn\u2019t put that in\nthe original version.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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