{"id":1174,"date":"2019-12-06T14:02:46","date_gmt":"2019-12-06T20:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1174"},"modified":"2019-12-06T14:02:46","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T20:02:46","slug":"12-6-2019-scrooooge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/06\/12-6-2019-scrooooge\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/6\/2019: SCROOOOGE!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Charles Dickens: Now I want to remind you Al, that Marley was dead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: You mentioned that indeed.  It seems hardly worth repeating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: It is important to note, that he was\ndead.  As Marley\u2019s business partner,\nScrooge inherited all of Marley\u2019s assets when he died. One of which being his\nhighly visible and highly furnished White House on Commonwealth of PA Ave.\nPrior to there, he had rented a room near the office.  Scrooge was never one for frivolities.  As such, when he inherited this house, he\nkept it shut up, lightly heated and lit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: Well at least he is consistent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Indeed, now as Scrooge approached his house, no one was out on the street.\u00a0 However, Scrooge had the eerie feeling that he was being followed or watched. He walked by his house once to see if he could see anyone following him.\u00a0 He stood in the darkness for a bit of time and looked around to see if he could see anyone.\u00a0 He saw nothing; however he did see a discarded bucket from KFC.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Albert Einstein: MMM, finger licking good!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Is that all you think about? Food and\nslogans?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: Well, I am hungry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: \nSigh\u2026 Scrooge was drawn to the bucket of KFC, he couldn\u2019t explain it but\nhis eyes fixed on it and he swore he heard his name being called by a voice\nfrom the past.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Who\u2019s there?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: \nAgain, silence.  Scrooge content\nthat his mind was playing tricks on him, decided to enter his house and turn in\nfor the night. Instead of saying his phrase he tweeted:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: #BahHumbug<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: As Scrooge settled in for the night, he ate a light meal and fell asleep in his chair.\u00a0 But he was awoken to a vision of his former business partner calling out his name.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bernie Sanders: SCROOOOGEEE!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Jacob Marley!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bernie Sanders: Ebenezer Scrooge! In life I was your\nbusiness partner.  Now I come to warn you\nof the dangers of your capitalistic ways, to save your spirit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: But, you\u2019re dead. You\u2019re not real! You could\nbe a hallucination!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bernie Sanders: Why do you doubt what you see?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Why you could be a bit of stomach ache.  A undigested Hamberder, a bit of cheese.  Ah yes, there more of gravy than grave about\nyou!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bernie Sanders: Scrooge, you\u2019re as funny as you are compassionate. I have come to tell you will be visited by three spirits tonight. You can expect the first ghost when the clock strikes one!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Donald Trump: But I\u2019ve had enough of a haunting.  Can\u2019t I just have them all now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bernie Sanders: Expect the first ghost when the clock\nstrikes one!  Now I must take my chains\nof oppression and redistribute them to other greedy capitalists.\n\nCharles Dickens: And just as fast as Jacob\nMarley appeared, he disappeared.\n\n\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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