{"id":1167,"date":"2019-12-05T05:39:48","date_gmt":"2019-12-05T11:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1167"},"modified":"2019-12-05T05:39:48","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T11:39:48","slug":"12-5-2019-a-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/05\/12-5-2019-a-holiday\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/5\/2019: A Holiday"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Charles Dickens: Fred left Scrooge\u2019s office leave a wreath\non the door and the two portly gentlemen before Scrooge. One of the gentlemen\ndecided to try a different approach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ted Dibiase: Ahem, Mr. Scrooge.  So, may we speak with Mr. Marley? The name on\nthe office says Scrooge and Marley.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Marley died seven year ago, sir, now you have\nstated your business I suggest you leave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hamburglar: Well, Mr Scrooge, even a small donation would\nhelp the poor and homeless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Well, I see sir.  I pay taxes, those taxes pay for the poor\nhouses and prisons.  The poor and\nhomeless should go there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ted Dibiase: But sir! \nHave you seen the conditions of the prisons and poor houses?  Many would rather die than go there!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Well if they are going to die, they better do\nit. And decrease the surplus population!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: The portly gentlemen were speechless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit, show these men out post haste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Will Riker: Aye Sir, gentlemen if you please<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ted Dibiase: Lets go see if there are more charitable places\nof business along this street.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Bob Cratchit opened the door for the\ngentlemen and gave them a very apologetic look. \nHe wanted to donate to them, but he couldn\u2019t with his needs at home. The\nmen left and Bob returned to his desk, paused then headed towards Mr Scrooge\u2019s\ndesk.  He was dreading what he had to do\nnext.  Especially after what had just\ntranspired with these gentlemen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: Let me guess, he was going to ask for a\ndonation to help at home?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Will Riker: Sir, it appears to be closing time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Indeed, I shall see you tomorrow morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Riker: But Sir, tomorrow\u2019s Christmas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Very well, 8:30 then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Riker: Mr. Scrooge, a half an hour off doesn\u2019t seem\nhardly customary for Christmas Day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Hardly Customary? Well Mr. Cratchit, how much\ntime would you consider to be \u201ccustomary\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Riker: Well sir, the whole day. Besides, all other\nbusiness will be closed, and it will waste resources like coal?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: It seems a poor excuse for picking a man\u2019s\npocket every December the 25th<\/sup> but seeing as I\u2019m the only one who\nsees that, you may have the day. I expect you here all the earlier the\nfollowing day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Riker: Aye sir, and thank you sir.  Thank you so much! This means a lot to my\nfamily.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Bah, HUMBUG!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: They closed up the shop and each man headed\nhome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: Wow, so he got the day off.  That was quite generous of him!  So, I guess that it huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Not quite!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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