{"id":1161,"date":"2019-12-04T09:32:55","date_gmt":"2019-12-04T15:32:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1161"},"modified":"2019-12-04T09:32:55","modified_gmt":"2019-12-04T15:32:55","slug":"12-4-2019-no-donations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/04\/12-4-2019-no-donations\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/4\/2019: No Donations"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191203_211405.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1162\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Charles Dickens: The door opened after the knock, and two\nmen entered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Who are you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ted DiBiase: We\u2019re from the benevolent Order of Victoria\nCharity Foundation.&nbsp; We\u2019d like to speak\nto you about making a donation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191203_211644.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1163\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mo-Larr: Ah welcome sirs! Welcome, the jolly old gentlemen\nbefore you is my dear uncle Mr. Scrooge. He is very generous to charities.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: MY DEAR NEPHEW!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Charles Dickens: Scrooge wanted to throw out his nephew and the\nportly gentlemen, but he held his peace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hamburglar: As this is the festive season of the year, many\nof us feel that we must take care of the poor and homeless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Well, are there no prisons, or poorhouses?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ted Dibiase: Oh certainly, there are plenty of them sir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Ah excellent, I was worried for a second.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hamburglar: Some of us are endeavoring to raise a fund for\nthe poor and homeless.&nbsp; What may we put\nyou down for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Nothing<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ted Dibase: You wish to remain anonymous?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: I wish to be left alone.&nbsp; I do not make merry myself at Christmas<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mo-Larr: That certainly is true.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: And I cannot afford to make idle people merry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mo-Larr: That certainly is not true.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Don\u2019t you have other things to do this\nafternoon my dear nephew?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191203_212019.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1164\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mo-Larr: Sadly, I do uncle.&nbsp;\nSo I shall make my donation, and leave you to make yours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Charles Dickens: Fred dropped a few dollars into the portly\ngentlemen\u2019s hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ted Dibiase: Why thank you very much! This is much\nappreciated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mo-Larr: Oh yea, Uncle come and have Christmas dinner with\nme and Clara tomorrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: My dear nephew why ever did you get married?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mo-Larr: Why because I fell in love, and there were tax\nbenefits to it too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: HA! That\u2019s the only thing more absurd than a\nMerry Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191203_212121.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1165\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mo-Larr: Its no use uncle, I shall keep my Christmas humor\nto the last, a Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Will Riker: Merry Christmas Fred.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mo-Larr: Merry Christmas Bob.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donald Trump: Humbug!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charles Dickens: The door opened after the knock, and two men entered. Donald Trump: Who are you? Ted DiBiase: We\u2019re from the benevolent Order of Victoria Charity Foundation.&nbsp; We\u2019d like to speak to you about making a donation. Mo-Larr: Ah welcome sirs! Welcome, the jolly old gentlemen before you is my dear uncle Mr. Scrooge. 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