{"id":1144,"date":"2019-12-02T05:48:47","date_gmt":"2019-12-02T11:48:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.travway.net\/?p=1144"},"modified":"2019-12-02T09:35:57","modified_gmt":"2019-12-02T15:35:57","slug":"12-2-2019-enter-scrooge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/02\/12-2-2019-enter-scrooge\/","title":{"rendered":"12\/2\/2019: Enter Scrooge"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Charles Dickens: Scrooge enters his shop to find his loyal assistant, one Bob Cratchit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Riker: Good morning Mr. Scrooge!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Cratchit said to Scrooge, to which he replied\nwith his common response to anyone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Bah, Humbug!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: Scrooge that isn\u2019t very nice. You could at\nleast say Good morning back to your loyal assistant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Al, he can\u2019t hear nor see us. Nor can Bob Cratchit\nor any other characters in this story.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: Ah nice, so then he won\u2019t hear me if I tell\nhim he has bad hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Like you should talk, and no he cannot hear\nyou say how bad his hair is. Now, may we continue?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: By all means!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Bob Cratchit started to tell Scrooge about\nthe day so far.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Riker: Two Gentlemen from the Order of Victoria stopped by and asked for you Mr. Scrooge.\u00a0 I informed them that you would be in later today but that you were a very busy man.\u00a0 Additionally, I wanted to talk to you about\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit who is this man?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Scrooge said as he interrupted Bob Cratchit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Riker: Uh, that sir, that is Mr. Applegate sir.  He is here to speak to you about his\nmortgage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zephram Cochrane: Please Mr. Scrooge, I know you\u2019re very\nangry about this and I didn\u2019t mean to fall behind in the payments.  Lord knows it being Christmas and all. Please\ndon\u2019t yell at me sir, that and of course the cockpit of my ship, costing so\nmuch, and Lily, her lungs aren\u2019t right\u2026 the good doctor takes his share doesn\u2019t\nhe. I mean you can yell and scream and you\u2019re right but it won\u2019t do no good\nbecause I\u2019m the stone you can\u2019t squeeze blood from!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Get out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Scrooge said he hastily opened the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Zephram Cochrane: Thank you for not shouting at me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow Mr. Cratchit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will Riker: But sir, tomorrow is umm\u2026 tomorrow is Christmas\nSir!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Very well, you may gift wrap them then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Scrooge went back to his desk and spoke to\nBob Cratchit and his other workers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donald Trump: Christmas is a very busy time for us, people\npreparing feasts, throwing parties, and spending the mortgage money on\nfrivolities. Some say this is a festive season, I might say that this is the foreclosure\nseason!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Albert Einstein: Geesh, what a tough cookie!  I am glad I\u2019m not indebted to him!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charles Dickens: Indeed, Scrooge was a shrill business man\nand not one for mercy.  Scrooge started\nto look over his books when suddenly a knock at the door!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Charles Dickens: Scrooge enters his shop to find his loyal assistant, one Bob Cratchit. Will Riker: Good morning Mr. Scrooge! Charles Dickens: Cratchit said to Scrooge, to which he replied with his common response to anyone. Donald Trump: Bah, Humbug! Albert Einstein: Scrooge that isn\u2019t very nice. You could at least say Good morning back […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2019-season-5","category-a-stay-puft-christmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1144"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1151,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1144\/revisions\/1151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/travway.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}