12/5/2018
Mr. Staypuft decided to reach out and get some investors to help with phone callers request to take over the Bengals.He decided to start with a few oil tycoons and…
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A collection of stories that involve action figures in an Elf on the Shelf type fashion. Each season is its own story and may or may not relate to real world events in that year it was done.
You may have to go a few pages to get to the beginning as these generally are listed in most recent posts first.
Mr. Staypuft decided to reach out and get some investors to help with phone callers request to take over the Bengals.He decided to start with a few oil tycoons and…
“Excellent! My brilliant plan to take over the NFL’s worst franchise are coming along nicely.” Skeletor said.“Very nice.” Little Man E Faces said. “But what do we do now?”“Maybe we…
“Will you help us? The voice on the other end said.“Sure thing, I would like to see the Bengals be the successful team it should be.” Mr. Staypuft said as…
“Who are we Skyping with?” Little Trapjaw asked.“You blundering fools!”Skeletor said. “I told you meat heads that in order to take over the Cincinnati Bengals we need investors. We are…
“What are you going to take over this year Master Skeletor?” Little Man E Faces said.“Eternia again?” Little Trapjaw asked?? “Silence, you fools!” Skeletor said. “This year we will take…
“And that’s the story of the marshmallow futures and how Brandon won even though he didn’t win legally.” Albert said. “I should say that kind of thing would be highly…
The Dukes trader was right in the midst of the pit and the first opening buy at the bell call. He was tenacious, buying everything thing he could. Someone noticed…
At the stock exchange both Brandon, Barack Hussein and the Dukes were present however the Dukes were unaware of Brandon and Barack Hussein’s presence. “No listen, we want you to…
Now that Brandon, Barack Hussein, Cole Mann, and Ophelia had the briefcase with the marshmallow report they had to decide how to best use this. “I think it would be…
As Clarence Beeks entered the train station, he carefully made sure that he was not being followed. He wasn’t too worried, after all no one really knew what he was…