12/10/2017
Mr. Staypuft invited Ralphie to attend his girlfriend’s Pocahontas in Parliament party. “Sweetie would you mind if the rabbit stands next to me.” Mr. Staypuft’s bae said. “My girls and…
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A collection of stories that involve action figures in an Elf on the Shelf type fashion. Each season is its own story and may or may not relate to real world events in that year it was done.
You may have to go a few pages to get to the beginning as these generally are listed in most recent posts first.
Mr. Staypuft invited Ralphie to attend his girlfriend’s Pocahontas in Parliament party. “Sweetie would you mind if the rabbit stands next to me.” Mr. Staypuft’s bae said. “My girls and…
Once Skeletor, Obama and the Hamburglar mad it to the Hamburglar’s secret hideout. The Hamburglar continued elaborated on his plan. “First was to get rid of the marshmallow” the Hamburglar…
Mr Staypuft not wanting to be part of whatever Skeletor, Obama and this Hamburglar want to do with McDonald’s decided to excuse himself. He did sway Ralphie to leave as…
Mr. Staypuft, despite having some reservations, attended the meeting that was setup to discuss the plan to change McDonald’s.“This is a great plan” Skeletor stated. “Now we just need our…
Mr. Staypuft, being troubled with all the recent events, Obama’s plans, and the weather, decided to do the one activity that clears his mind. Working with marshmallows.“I wonder who can…
After Obama finished training, he invited the most active from training to attend a checkers tournament hosted by a former friend/foe at snake mountain.“We would like to change McDonald’s for…
After the crazy training scenario, Mr. Stay put was to meet his girlfriend and practice for her upcoming performance. Mr. Staypuft forgot he mentioned his schedule to Hulk.“What is he…
After his work out, Mr. Staypuft hustled back so he could watch the mandatory McDonald’s video.He wasn’t surprised to see Obama there, but there were more faces there than he…
After applying for McDonalds with Obama, Mr. Staypuft decided he had better hit the gym. While there he saw his personal trainer. “Let me tell you something brother, the more…
After about a year out of office, Obama found himself bored. He met up with an old friend and adversary. “Not being in the public spotlight everyday has taken its…