12/25/2017
Comander Troi, Macho Man Randy Savage, The Ultimate Warrior, Ronald McDonald, the Iraqi Sympathizers, Jimmy Hart, three wise men, Hulk Hogan, Ralphie, and Mr. Staypuft all visited Manger marked by…
12/24/2017
With the successful rescue of Mayor McCheese, the Hamburglar, Jules, Trapjap, Man-e faces, Obama, and Skeleton went on the run from Chief Big Mac.Back at McDonald’s HQ, Ronald to the…
12/23/2017
Hulk Hogan, Jimmy Hart, the Ultimate Warrior, Macho man Randy Savage, with the help of Trump’s Iraqi friends went to rescue Mayor McCheese!
12/22/2017
After watching Trumps speech, Mr. Staypuft thought that Skeletor, The Hamburglar, and Obama might try to come after Ronald after all.“There really is no way we can protect you” Mr.…
12/21/2017
Its the first day of winter and ….WE INTERRUPT THIS REGULAR PROGRAMMING TO BRING YOU A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.“My fellow Americans, we have a great…
12/20/2017
With Obama in control of McDonalds and not releasing Mayor McCheese, as predicted. It was go time Ronald’s security team.“Wait up brother!” Hulk said as he jumped into the car.“Who’s…
12/19/2017
As Ronald McDonald stepped aside, Obama took the reigns of McDonalds. From McDonald’s HQ, he started to enact his changes. Starting with banning the McRib, limiting soda drink sizes, increasing…
12/18/2017
The message came in, it was from Skeletor.“Greetings Ronald McDonald and esteemed guests.” Skeletor said. “As you can see we have someone very precious to you in our midst”“Mayor McCheese!”…
12/17/2017
Ronald McDonald wanted to know if he could trust these newcomers, so he decided to have his counselor come and offer her thoughts on the matter.“Stay back!” Jimmy Hart said…
12/16/2017
OH NOES!!!!!!Jules and Skeletor’s two minions, Trapjaw and Man-E-Faces, found Mayor McCheese while he was taking a tour of the cookie factory.“Please, don’t hurt me” The Mayor said. “I’ll do…