12/24/2018
Some Bengals fans realized that not only were they hungry for change and playoff wins, they we’re just plain hungry. “Nooooo!” Said the governor of Maryland “my head is not…
12/23/2018
Mike Brown and Marvin Lewis were called to meet with Commissioner Roger Goodell after being ousted by Skeletor. “I wonder what he wants” Marvin Lewis asked. “Quiet, we’re about to…
12/22/2018
“Ladies and Gentlemen, members of the press, team captains, and commissioner Goodell, welcome to this press conference.” Skeletor said. “I am Skeletor, I am not nice, I am not kind…
12/21/2018
“Who are you guys” Mike Brown asked. “I am the boss here, my name is Lord Skeletor” said Skeletor. “How are you the boss?” Marvin Lewis asked. “Tony Danza is…
12/20/2018
Behind the Honeyhill Apple Farm, the commissioner Roger Goodell was summoned to a super-secret meeting. “Welcome Roger, glad you could come” said Skeletor. “As you requested, I was able to…
12/19/2018 Double Feature !!
Marvin Lewis, Mike Brown and Awesome oh 2000 hosted the league commissioner Roger Goodell. “Thank you for coming as soon as you could commissioner.” Mike Brown said. “Yes,” Roger Goodell…
12/18/2018
At Paul Brown Stadium, Marvin Lewis and Mike Brown received a strange gift. “From a friend it says” Marvin Lewis said. “As long as it did not cost me anything…
12/17/2018 Double Feature!!
“Skeletor?” Man E Faces called out. “Lord Skeletor, Trapjaw?” No answer. Then Man E Faces saw a note. “Dear Numbskull, I took Trapjaw on my Bengals mission. Your job while…
12/16/2018 Double Feature!!
“Welcome Andy and Vontez,” Marvin Lewis said. “Mr Brown and I wanted to reach out to our popular players and let them know that our organization is under threat.” “What…