Once Skeletor, Obama and the Hamburglar mad it to the Hamburglar’s secret hideout. The Hamburglar continued elaborated on his plan.
“First was to get rid of the marshmallow” the Hamburglar said.
“Yes, I was a bit concerned about him, he has been know to foil my plans in the past” Obama said.
“No doubt, him and the Sorceress of castle greyskull have plagued me for years. So how did you manage to get rid of him?” Skeletor stated and asked.
“Robble, Robble, Robble” the Hamburglar said in excitement. “Didn’t you notice how hot it was when we came down here? He’s the sorta guy that would get roasted to a crisp in this kinda heat!”
“Good call” Obama said. “Now, as I asked before, how are we going to accomplish this?”
The Hamburglar chuckled, looked at and said “We are going to make you president of McDonalds!”
“Splendid, and excellently evil plan, but Ronald will never step aside.” Skeletor said.
“He will if we threaten him with someone he holds dear.” the Hamburglar said. “But first, I need one of you to go and recruit a friend of mine, he has a knack for making people do what he wants. I’ll warn you, he’s a little gruff, but he will get the job done”
“I can’t do it, Michelle and I are going to the premiere of Pocahontas in Parliament.” Obama said.
“Fine, I’ll do it like I do everything else in this two bit organization” Skeletor said.
“Great! You will find him at McDonald’s in Paris probably quoting Ezekiel 25 something.” the Hamburglar said. “Now off you go!”