After Obama finished training, he invited the most active from training to attend a checkers tournament hosted by a former friend/foe at snake mountain.
“We would like to change McDonald’s for everyone’s benefit” Obama said as he took his move.
“Personally, I like McDonald’s as it is.” Skeleton said as he jumped Obama. “What did you have in mind?”
“Well first off, we need to level the playing field and raise the wages to at least $20 per hour. Second, we need to ensure that drive thru’s only contain one lane, and I was thinking we could get rid of the McRib permanently. But we will do it under the guise of “if you like your mcrib you can keep your mcrib.”
Mr. Staypuft was about to pipe up and say his thoughts on the matter, but Ralphie said “What about shamrock shakes, can those be available all year round?”
“If you like your shake, you can keep your shake” Obama replied.
“You know I don’t know that I can help you with this endeavor” Skeletor said, “However, I know someone who could and has been wanting to change McDonald’s for at least forty years.”
“Can’t wait to meet him, also your in check” Obama said.
“You suck at checkers, probably because a teleprompter doesn’t tell you what move to make” Skeletor replied.
Mr. Staypuft, completely confused by what was going on decided he had better steer clear of this situation.
