After his work out, Mr. Staypuft hustled back so he could watch the mandatory McDonald’s video.
He wasn’t surprised to see Obama there, but there were more faces there than he had expected.
“Ah, you’re just in time” Obama said to Mr. Staypuft. “I’ve been talking with these hardworking Americans who want to make a career out of McDonalds.”
“The problem is they don’t like the pay and believe it should be more like twenty dollars and hour” Obama continued. “I have even been thinking about organizing a community group to lobby for higher wages.”
“Yep that’s right, and I’m willing to march dressed up as a pink bunny” said a boy wearing a pink bunny suit. “The names Ralphie, but don’t let the outfit fool you, I unlike Obama am pro gun, especially when the gun is an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time.”
“No,” Obama replied. “I heard carbine, and to me that’s an assault rifle. That kind of gun should only be used by the Marine Corpse [editors note, spelled as he said it]. Plus you’ll shoot your eye out.”
Mr. Staypuft was certainly confused, but also realized Hulk was right. Trouble was lurking. To change the subject, he said. “Anyone else think we should be watching this video? After all we all want to work here.”