“Ladies and Gentlemen, members of the press, team captains, and commissioner Goodell, welcome to this press conference.” Skeletor said.
“I am Skeletor, I am not nice, I am not kind and I am not wonderful, but I am the new owner of the Cincinnati Bengals”
“I wanted to introduce to you, whom I have chosen to be the coach of this football team.”
“He is a familiar face in Cincinnati, and an accomplished author. Put your hands together for Norman Julius Esiason!”
Trump as Esaison then said.
“Thank you, thank you all. Thank you all for coming, especially you Cris Collinsworth. Man you’re looking tall still.”
“Thank you Skeletor for this opportunity to turn the Bengals around. We are going to turn this team around, we’re going to be big. Huge, we’re going to be huge.”
“With your help, I will turn this team into a Super Bowl team, and we’re going to do it better than my predecessor and cheaper to.”
“We’re going to build this team in to a championship team, we’re going to win, Roger would you like to say anything?” Boomer finished.
“Yes, thank you Boomer” Roger Goodell said. “I am hopeful that yes Boomer will make this team something to be admired”
“We’re making the Bengals Great again, like when I and Cris played there, go ahead” Boomer said interrupting.
“Right like I said, a winning team is a good team” Roger Goodell said. “One more thing, Vontez your suspended for five games and fined $250k for shaking my hand too rough”