“Who are you guys” Mike Brown asked.
“I am the boss here, my name is Lord Skeletor” said Skeletor.
“How are you the boss?” Marvin Lewis asked. “Tony Danza is the boss”
“Lame” Awesome oh 2000 said.
“No, you see, I am the big cheese, the head honcho” Skeletor said. “So kindly step aside gracefully.”
“I don’t understand” Mike Brown said. “I have paid lots of money to the commissioner and I just met with him, and he agreed that a takeover would be bad…”
“Your commissioner has been eating out of my pocket!” Skeletor said interrupting him. “No be gone with you!”
“Mike, I don’t like the look of this” Marvin Lewis said. “Awesome oh, will you please get the commissioner on the horn and show our unwelcome visitors to the door?”
Just then Awesome oh tore off the sticker that said Awesome oh 2000 to reveal AWESOM O and went over to Skeletor.
“You bungling fools!” Skeletor said. “All along, you have been providing me with intel via my gift. And now it’s time for you to be show the door”
Skeletor drew his sword, Trapjaw armed himself and a Borg appeared.
“Thank you Captain Picard and crew” Skeletor said. “Unlike you Trapjaw, I can count on the Federation Fools to deliver.”