Behind the Honeyhill Apple Farm, the commissioner Roger Goodell was summoned to a super-secret meeting.
“Welcome Roger, glad you could come” said Skeletor. “As you requested, I was able to locate a gumball machine full of gumballs in exchange for your approval to take over the Bengals”
“That’s great” said Roger Goodell. “But no one was supposed to suspect anything. I just came from a meeting with Mike Brown and Marvin Lewis who seem to be aware of the plan?”
“No matter.” Skeletor said. “For soon I will rule the Bengals, and then Eternia!”
“One last stipulation” Roger Goodell said. “I want to be able to continue to fine and suspend Vontez Burfict as I see fit”
“Yes yes, fine, do what you will” Skeletor replied.
“Ahem” Mr Staypuft said.
“Ah yes,” Skeletor said. “I could not have done this without the additional help of the fan base who want the change to happen as well”
“Mr Commissioner” Mr Staypuft said “We the fans want to thank you with this cake pop, for allowing change for our favorite team.”
“Thank you both” Roger Goodell said “Gentlemen, consider Cincinnati yours!”
“Excellent!” Skeletor said. “One step closer to my fiendish grand plan!”
“What plan was that master?” Trapjaw asked.
“You fool, can’t you remember anything?” Skeletor replied in disgust.