Obama and Hillary, along with the Iraqi Sympathizers were looking for a champion to… champion Project X.

Col Mustafa said “Mr. President, there is an ultimate force in and out of the ring that would be perfect to crush those who oppose this glorious project”

Sgt Slaughter said “Wasn’t there supposed to be robots in this ring?”

Hillary said “I used them to count votes… they failed”

Meanwhile the Ultimate Warrior shook the upper rope of the ring.