“Welcome Andy and Vontez,” Marvin Lewis said. “Mr Brown and I wanted to reach out to our popular players and let them know that our organization is under threat.”
“What kind of threat coach?” Asked Andy Dalton.
“One that is worse than the Baltimore Ravens.” Marvin Lewis said. “So I’m going to need the best from both of you. Andy, even though you’re out the rest of the season, I need you to step up as a leader.”
“I thought you’d be bigger as a leader.” Mike Brown said.
“What about me coach?” Vontez Burfict asked. “I’m still out because of a concussion”
“We want you and Andy to meet with other players to gain support for us” Marvin Lewis said. “The commish is going to meet with us soon, and I’d hate to have him fine you again for not listening.”
Meanwhile
Captain Picard sent an away team down to meet with Skeletor on Eternia.
“Greetings, I am Commander Riker, this is Lieutenant Commanders Data and Worf.” Riker said. “How can we be of assistance?”
“Welcome, I am Skeletor!” Skeletor said. “I would like transport to Cincinnati, Ohio so I can complete my takeover of the Bengals.”
“That’s it?” Riker asked. “I am sure we can accommodate that.”
“I would like to be dropped off at Mars if possible” Albert Einstein said.
“I don’t have a problem with that” Skeletor said. “My use for you has concluded. I wish I could say the same for these morons”
“Riker to Bridge” Riker said.
“”Go ahead Commander.” Picard said.
“Six to beam up”